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THE FIRST TIME I VISITED A STRIP CLUB 
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I just came back that day from my church& #39;s "Hour of Mercy" programme and sat down to rest when i got a call from my friend , that he has arrived home after almost 7 years in SA and that he has lodged in an hotel in town..
Old friends now, i rushed to the hotel hoping to get some goodies from him . One thing led to one thing and we landed in the hotel
strip club. Even though I resisted, he Sha held my hand and said I must follow him by fire by force
strip club. Even though I resisted, he Sha held my hand and said I must follow him by fire by force
Smoke ,loud music,Unclad girls ,semi Unclad girls,black,yellow
We ordered for drinks and my friend added cigar.
Before i look left,look right, a black lady was already walking towards me
We ordered for drinks and my friend added cigar.
Before i look left,look right, a black lady was already walking towards me
She winked at my friend and came close to me.
" Hello finest " she said as she carresed my head and chest..
She smiled as her hands roamed freely around my WAR zone..things were really heating up.
" Hello finest " she said as she carresed my head and chest..
She smiled as her hands roamed freely around my WAR zone..things were really heating up.
PDP, APC or MDP ? ... she asked me seductively.
i looked around to inquire the meaning of these terms
from my friend but i could see him being led into one corner by one of the girls as he waved to me..
Not knowing what to say , I chose APC
"Hmmn , APC". I said under breath
i looked around to inquire the meaning of these terms
from my friend but i could see him being led into one corner by one of the girls as he waved to me..
Not knowing what to say , I chose APC
"Hmmn , APC". I said under breath
.". APC." Hmm .. that will cost you two thousand naira " . She
replied as she twirled her tongue and smiled.
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I quickly removed two k out of what my friend gave me and prepared to follow her inside too.https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤗" title="Hugging face" aria-label="Emoji: Hugging face">
replied as she twirled her tongue and smiled.
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I quickly removed two k out of what my friend gave me and prepared to follow her inside too.
Immediately I gave her the money , she just stood up .She moved away from me and whispered to one of the light skin girls close by.
"Enjoy yourself" . she said as she attended to the other customers..
"Enjoy yourself" . she said as she attended to the other customers..
The girl too came . Full spec . Heavy front and Back . i was stood expecting her to hold my hand and take me to one corner like they did to my friend so we can do the do till day break as Reminisce tesojue was already playing in my head.https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😩" title="Weary face" aria-label="Emoji: Weary face">
This girl just used one finger to push me back to my seat https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😩" title="Weary face" aria-label="Emoji: Weary face">.Next thing she sat on me.Damn. Blood just rushed in seconds to the down below .The girl dey gave me was errything . Put my face in between her breasts and twerked on me with reckless abandon. I was like today na today
I was already imagining the various monkey styles we will practise in bed as she was just whining and rotating on my laps . At a point , she held my hand to her bum bum and I squeezed a handful. I was like we will die on line today
After like 4 mins 45 secs, she stood up suddenly and started walking away. I was shocked .
Where are you going.? I asked. My boner already obvious like a car gear in neutral.
"we are done ":... She replied very casually and coldly
Done with what ? Donald Duke ni ..
Where are you going.? I asked. My boner already obvious like a car gear in neutral.
"we are done ":... She replied very casually and coldly
Done with what ? Donald Duke ni ..
" U just gave me, just gave me five minutes lap dance and you are going.wont u take me inside ? .... I asked.I was almost shouting at this point.
Are you new here ? Okay o Oga .
. Infact its usually 3 mins but becos I felt you are new, that is why i even added two minute join.
Are you new here ? Okay o Oga .
. Infact its usually 3 mins but becos I felt you are new, that is why i even added two minute join.
She responded .
Didn& #39;t you cum sef ? She said unbothered.
Commodore ni ? You are mad..u better take me to the inner chamber
now..
At this point I had stood up and was already dragging her with one hand to prevent her from leaving .https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😐" title="Neutral face" aria-label="Emoji: Neutral face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😑" title="Expressionless face" aria-label="Emoji: Expressionless face">
Didn& #39;t you cum sef ? She said unbothered.
Commodore ni ? You are mad..u better take me to the inner chamber
now..
At this point I had stood up and was already dragging her with one hand to prevent her from leaving .
At this point , the other woman that was like the boss came and inquired what was happening ? .
And I explained myself .
But you chose APC now ? She asked me a bit surprised
Yes " . I responded
So what has that got to do with this ? I asked again almost sobbinghttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">
And I explained myself .
But you chose APC now ? She asked me a bit surprised
Yes " . I responded
So what has that got to do with this ? I asked again almost sobbing
It was at that point she explained what The three terms meant https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">.
APC meant a lap dance not exceeding 3 mins or till you cum, PDP was a blow job not also exceeding 3 mins and MDP was for blow jobs , hand jobs and lap dance all together in one.
No offer was available for sexhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">
APC meant a lap dance not exceeding 3 mins or till you cum, PDP was a blow job not also exceeding 3 mins and MDP was for blow jobs , hand jobs and lap dance all together in one.
No offer was available for sex
And the end , the bouncers gave me a couple of Give away slaps for causing trouble and finally threw me out after i demanded for a refund of my money .
They also told me they have marked my face and even I even returned to the club , they will cut my penis .
They also told me they have marked my face and even I even returned to the club , they will cut my penis .
Apparently my friend who had opted for MDP came out in anger after he was hinted of my display in the club and was even angry with me that he was about getting to the blow job part when bouncers came to drag him out .
He transferred aggression on me because of small BJ
He transferred aggression on me because of small BJ
At the End of the day , he left me in the club and drove to another hotel . He refused to give me anything he brought from his trip and blocked me immediately he got home.
I had to trek almost 7 kilometers back home and I carried my open heavens and ask for forgiveness immediately I got home..
Never Againhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">
Never Again
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