Britney Spears claiming to have broken the 100m world record by nearly four seconds is my favourite self-isolation content of the week so far

Alright, well I was doing sprints in my back yard. I could see the people saying, & #39;if she tries the 100m, she& #39;ll take at least 20 seconds.& #39; So I set up my starting blocks and they said, & #39;she& #39;ll definitely take 20 seconds& #39;. I did it in 5.97 and said, & #39;what were you worried about?& #39;