Having Roommates: A Thread
Dog heard something in kitchen. Went to investigate. Wade aggressively drinking two glasses of water in the dark at 12:21am.
I found the peanut butter in the fridge.
2am. Window open. Heard water running outside. Looked outside and didn& #39;t see anyone. Texted roommate upstairs. He was peeing out the window. (Also he bet me $5 that I wouldn& #39;t tweet about this)
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