Thread by @PhallonXOXO, Okay so here is my review on this here super soaker 4000 [...]

Okay so here is my review on this here super soaker 4000 nipple tingler clit shiver nigga get ready to slut me the fuck out... Pill

I been seeing y’all talk about this pill and what not and I was like okay let me see what the hype about, so I go to my hood sex store and ask my mans aye what this pink pussycat hitting for, dude was like “oh that’s a best seller, I’m like iight say no mo throw it in Tha bag

So I get the pill some lingerie and some deep throat numbing spray cus im planning to swallow the nigga wholeee. Next stop was the liquor store and I had to get the dusse cus that make me do what ever you sayyy

So anyway I get to the hotel I lay the rose petals out and light the candles all around that mf it’s looking real sexyy, I got the don’t get pregnant mix playing in the back it’s lit.

So while I’m setting all this up he at the club for 314 day prolly in that bitch doin the chicken head but thats neither here nor there so he text me like “I’m fucked up im ready for you” so I read that and fat ma instantly got to jumpin so I’m like okay let me pop this pill

So I take a shower and get all oily and shit smelling like shea butter baby in this bitch, so I’m putting on my lingerie and I’m still sipping my dusse but I wasn’t drunk at all just tipsy so I can’t even blame it on the duseee, but then it hit me I’m like damn this dusse spittin

but then I’m like I’m not even drunk so it must be this super soaker 4000 pill kickin in so he like what’s the room number I gave it to him he come up there and as soon as I opened the door he was looking like a snackKk

He had his grills in and at this point I’m ready to put my Pussy on his bling bling but I gotta act like I care about his night so he telling me what happen at his hood function and I’m just looking at his Dick like “yeaa that’s crazy”

so we talking and he like the candle on fire I’m like I know ...it’s a candle, he was like no the shit on fire so the damn metal part on the bottom of the candle caught fire and it was growing so he grabbed a water bottle and threw it on the candle and almost burnt the room up

so we get the fire put out and then I just blew all that shit out cus I’ll be damned if I go out by catching fire throwing that neck

So fast forward past the small talk I went to sit on his lap and we kissing and he grabbing my ass and shit and at this point my girl down there like tag me in bitch tag me in I’m like hold on fat maaa !

So boom I’m like lay down and I start kissing all on his neck and chest and he was trying to hold them moans in I’m like nawww buddy I wanna hear you sounding like lucci in this bitch uhh honn honnn

so I’m still kissing all over him his neck his chest his stomach etc and his dick trying to jump out his drawls to see what’s going on and I’m like calm downnnn big fella you next

so he take them drawls off and I get to going ! mouf is wetter then usual, I’m trying to make his tip touch my tonsils in this mf so boom I’m suckin like this the last swig of juice in the Capri sun

So then I get to the balls & he like go crazy go stupid, so I start slapping his dick on my face and shit and he grabbed it and was like stick yo tongue out so he slapping it on my tongue like a thermometer, like he trying to see if I got that ronaa

so Im looking him in his eyes and I’m thinking “yea bitch” (if you reading this Ion think you a bitch I love you) but Any who, so I’m spitting and slobbing all on his shit and he grabs my hair and gave me the sloppiest kiss and I’m like aw you trying to get pregnant

so boom he start taking the lingerie off and he was suckin On my nipples and this normally does nothing for me but bay beee them lil melons of mine was tingling like a mf like some chicken in some hot grease!

So THIS MOTHER FUCKER STARTED GIVING ME HEAD ...BRUH , as soon as the tip of his tongue touched my clit I jumped up like CRUNK AINT DEAD CRUNK AINT DEAD CRUNK AINT DEAD!

My Shit was sensitive as fuckkk and he knew this so he was suckin on my clit like he was suckin the salt off a sunflower seed

So then that first nut hit me like Mayweather! I’m falling out the bed at this point and he coming with me he wasn’t letting go he was locked on my shit like a pit bull, so I’m in that mf singing like Mariah in the good days, not that shit she been doing lately

so boom he still eating my cat , face wet ,mouf wet ,mustache wet so I grabbed his head and started licking this boy faceee! lickin the nut out this man chin hair

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen"> SHE WAS READYYY , I was planning to ride that night too but that head knocked me on my ass

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so I gets up turn around and toot that thang up , the playlist still going and as SOON as he was about to put it in outstanding came on and we had to bust out laughing cus that reminded us of one of our favorite Twitter flicks I’ve included the video below

so here we are , at this point I’m taking back shots to the gap band outstanding and it’s lit and he drilling my shit! this nigga fuckin me like I ran off with his pack to THE GAP BAND, and I swear every pound my lil cat was tingling hunny!

So after that he got on top and had my legs up like he was changing my diaper and I’m like yess change meee wahhnn wahhnn wahnnn bitch I’m A baby *lil baby voice*

so he going and here come the second nut at this point I want to cry but my mama ain’t raise no bitch so I’m playing it cool, but in the back of my head I’m thinking why are you doing det.... like dettt !

So boom we still in there going crazy and he like where you want it at

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I would give this product

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Highly Recommend, Look how the cat looking , she know what she doing that’s a crafty bitch right there.

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