I just inhaled some saliva which caused a coughing fit at the grocery store.

I probably would have gotten fewer horrified looks if I& #39;d started chucking possums at fellow customers.
Update: Since posting this tweet, I have learned that possums are not always scary rabid garbage demons. Sometimes they are adorable.

I apologize to any marsupials I may have offended with this comment.
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