I am going to start a thread of the absolutely mad celebrity stories that sound made up but are completely true.

First up, Lindsay Lohan getting punched in the face after trying to kidnap a child on Instagram Live. https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/lindsay-lohan-refugee-family-instagram-live-video-punches-russia-a8560971.html">https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-ente...

My second for tonight, Brian Harvey from East 17 running himself over after eating too many jacket potatoes. https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/whats-on/music/brian-harvey-blames-potato-for-accident-1079622">https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/whats-on/...

Jussie Smollett *allegedly* orchestrating his own hate attack. Literally paying people to beat him up, shout slurs at him, and put a noose around his neck??? And calling it a homophobic and racially-motivated hate crime. WILL NEVER GET MY HEAD AROUND THIS https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jussie_Smollett_alleged_assault">https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juss...

No, but guys, remember when a bunch of celebs made a compilation video of themselves singing imagine during a global pandemic??? Sorry it has to go on the list because I still can’t believe they did that https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😫" title="Müdes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Müdes Gesicht"> idiots.

I forgot about this thread and this story but today both are making a comeback, baby

Orlando Bloom hurdling over a sofa to punch Justin Bieber in the face... while Leonardo DiCaprio cheered. Iconic.

https://www.independent.ie/style/celebrity/celebrity-news/orlando-bloom-hurdled-sofa-to-punch-justin-bieber-as-leonardo-dicaprio-cheered-30476668.html">https://www.independent.ie/style/cel...