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i would like to remind everyone that you& #39;ll never be funny than my little brother
so, things my little brother joey has said
a thread
so, things my little brother joey has said
a thread
"which one of you fucks was playing CHRISTIAN MUSIC in my satanic household?"
my sister: if blue is for boys and pink is for girls
who is black for?
"edgelords"
who is black for?
"edgelords"
"why is it bts? why not jin and the non-jins?"
"i want a divorce."
deadpan at the dog when she stole a pizza roll
deadpan at the dog when she stole a pizza roll
"why do i have to throw it back for a real one? fake ones are just as beautiful! im gonna throw this ass for motherfucking bigfoot"
"plus sides of being the middle child, i can do THIS and mom won& #39;t notice"
proceeds to default dance behind my mom& #39;s crying form
proceeds to default dance behind my mom& #39;s crying form
"homophobes really be afraid of words that sound the same. felt that"
*slithers across the floor with envelope in mouth*
"SNAIL MAIL BITCHES"
"SNAIL MAIL BITCHES"
everytime he& #39;s asked to do chores
he says "assassins, ill pay you extra if you move in NOW"
he says "assassins, ill pay you extra if you move in NOW"
i dont have context
but he was arguing with my dad and yelled "YOU DON& #39;T KNOW IF I HAVE CONNECTIONS TO THE MAFIA"
but he was arguing with my dad and yelled "YOU DON& #39;T KNOW IF I HAVE CONNECTIONS TO THE MAFIA"
he was cleaning and accidentally threw a shoe in my dad& #39;s face and yelled "TRICKSHOT"
"fornite in real life
where you try and protect yourself with cardboard boxes and i just demolish you with a bazooka."
my brother at a bunch of second graders
where you try and protect yourself with cardboard boxes and i just demolish you with a bazooka."
my brother at a bunch of second graders
girl from down the street: you& #39;re so funny
"my sister says it& #39;s the internalized issues i haven& #39;t gotten therapy for yet"
"my sister says it& #39;s the internalized issues i haven& #39;t gotten therapy for yet"
"im not saying i welcome death, im just saying he do be looking kind of thicc lately"
my brother, high on anesthesia
my brother, high on anesthesia
during an argument
"YOU DON& #39;T HAVE TO BE GAY TO SUCK DICK, YOU JUST HAVE TO BE BROKE"
"YOU DON& #39;T HAVE TO BE GAY TO SUCK DICK, YOU JUST HAVE TO BE BROKE"
me: joey, are you a simp?
him: maybe
other brother: maybe?
him: i do be respecting women
him: maybe
other brother: maybe?
him: i do be respecting women
