#TGIF So I & my girls were refused entry into beer barn bcos we didn& #39;t come with a man https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ" title="Woman facepalming" aria-label="Emoji: Woman facepalming">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ" title="Woman facepalming" aria-label="Emoji: Woman facepalming">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ" title="Woman facepalming" aria-label="Emoji: Woman facepalming">
If u follow man problem if u don& #39;t follow man problem.. Well thankfully their refusal to let us in led to my Detty experience https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😁" title="Grinning face with smiling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Grinning face with smiling eyes">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😁" title="Grinning face with smiling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Grinning face with smiling eyes">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😁" title="Grinning face with smiling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Grinning face with smiling eyes">
We left Beer Barn, went to Krystal lounge just beside
Beer Barn but the wanted gate fee.. U aren& #39;t having a show why should I pay gate few to go spend money? We left & somehow found ourselves in a strip club https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ™†β€β™€οΈ" title="Woman gesturing ok" aria-label="Emoji: Woman gesturing ok">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ™†β€β™€οΈ" title="Woman gesturing ok" aria-label="Emoji: Woman gesturing ok">.
We walked in & oh Lawd.. See beautiful naked girls... Bobby & Bootie on full display https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😲" title="Astonished face" aria-label="Emoji: Astonished face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😲" title="Astonished face" aria-label="Emoji: Astonished face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😲" title="Astonished face" aria-label="Emoji: Astonished face">. I was taken aback at first
bt then I had to adjust after all na me waka come https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😁" title="Grinning face with smiling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Grinning face with smiling eyes"> https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😁" title="Grinning face with smiling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Grinning face with smiling eyes">. We sitting there, sipping, feeling the DJ, watching the girls dance & alcohol was kicking in almost instantly https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ‘Œ" title="Ok hand" aria-label="Emoji: Ok hand">.
This fine stripper girl came to our table, gave me a handshake, bent down gently rubbed my booty & said she
loves my dress https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ™ˆ" title="See-no-evil monkey" aria-label="Emoji: See-no-evil monkey">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ™ˆ" title="See-no-evil monkey" aria-label="Emoji: See-no-evil monkey"> Omo this is getting interesting https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🀣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🀣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">
A fine jam came on, i stood up to dance, this same girl came back & started dancing with me.. Omo she was just shaking her bobby in my face, I was wondering if I was supposed to touch or not https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ€”" title="Thinking face" aria-label="Emoji: Thinking face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ€”" title="Thinking face" aria-label="Emoji: Thinking face">
The line between exposing
myself as a JJC or disrespecting her got me thinking https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ€”" title="Thinking face" aria-label="Emoji: Thinking face"> so I looked at her for approval & she obliged me. Damn.. Bobby was soft like today& #39;s bread https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🀣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🀣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🀣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing"> so this is what men enjoy?? I& #39;ve decided to be stingy with my soft body henceforth before I kill someone& #39;s son with too much
enjoyment https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ" title="Woman facepalming" aria-label="Emoji: Woman facepalming">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ" title="Woman facepalming" aria-label="Emoji: Woman facepalming">. I sat back down and this girl started shaking bumbum in my face & she was super clean they all were. Lawd.. I felt like a man in charge, I felt like a small god https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">. Don& #39;t blame me, I& #39;m only used to hard masculine "things"..alcohol is something else, it puts u in
a jolly good mood. Look at me Halima rubbing & spanking someone& #39;s soft bumbum https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ€ΈπŸ»β€β™€οΈ" title="Woman cartwheeling (light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Woman cartwheeling (light skin tone)"> https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ€ΈπŸ»β€β™€οΈ" title="Woman cartwheeling (light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Woman cartwheeling (light skin tone)"> https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ€ΈπŸ»β€β™€οΈ" title="Woman cartwheeling (light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Woman cartwheeling (light skin tone)">
I started dashing her money o.. I had given her all the money in my bag & was looking for more money to give her, i knew I had more money somewhere but alcohol didn& #39;t let me remember it was
Thank God for alcohol. Lord knows I was in a mood https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy"> I would ve given her everything.. So this is what bumbum does to men...? Ha!! And I& #39;ve been wasting my bumbum...never again, I forgive myself. We left to another club shortly, got drunk & danced away the night https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😁" title="Grinning face with smiling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Grinning face with smiling eyes">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😁" title="Grinning face with smiling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Grinning face with smiling eyes">.
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