Thread by @Monalise_ah, Small factors that contribute to me being a lesbian 1. Men’s [...]

Small factors that contribute to me being a lesbian

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1. Men’s body temperatures are different asf so if I were to live with one I would have to compromise on the temperature and it would probably have to be way more cold and I can’t do that with my anemic ass

2. Titties

3. Beards are nice ...from a distance but nope I couldn’t deal with someone that has more facial hair than me (when I don’t have time to get my mustache waxed) ... from what I recall...( my one highschool boy kiss).. shit be feeling like a Brillo pad scrubbing yo face

4. I have to squeeze some booty at least 56+ times a day and I couldn’t deal with someone saying “yo chill out” everytime I do

5. THIS

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7. I like to be dominate so unless dudes are tryna come like this ion want it

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8.

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9. Women’s sexual stamina .... unmatched

10. I don’t like food nuts ... but whenever I say “I don’t like nuts” when it comes up in conversation people automatically laugh and assume it’s a lesbian joke so its convenient on a comical level

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11.

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12. Travel basketball ... you confining 4 GIRLS to TWO hotel beds for week long trips ....?? You do the math ..

13. I was already gay but this turned me out again

14. Girls Lips (boffum)

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15. Don’t like the dick you got ? Easy ..can buy a new one

16. We can go in the same fitting room

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17. I would play house in kindergarten during nap time and I always loved being the Daddy

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18. Self explanatory.

19. I — she can tell me what to do

20. I can barely brush my teeth and brush my tongue without gaging ... you can see where I’m going with this ... I could not

21. If only Ciara ass knew what she was doing to my lil young gay heart with this one

22. First position definitely turned my ass out

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