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pov: you’re my coworker and I’m telling you the first part of an entire weekend I spent with our other coworker
right when I was getting to the good part you got called into a meeting that& #39;ll go long so I won& #39;t see you before I leave for the day.
I& #39;ll call you later & tell you more about how I ended up spending the entire weekend with jonathan from marketing.
I& #39;ll call you later & tell you more about how I ended up spending the entire weekend with jonathan from marketing.
I facetime you to finish the story about how I spent an entire weekend with our coworker jonathan from marketing but my phone dies so I’ll have to tell you the rest later
you have meetings all day so I facetime you on your lunch break to continue the story about how jonathan from marketing and I spent an entire weekend together.
but I feel like one of the store employees is mad at me for talking out loud so I get anxious and hang up.
but I feel like one of the store employees is mad at me for talking out loud so I get anxious and hang up.
we block off some time to finish the story of how I spent an entire weekend with our coworker in marketing, jonathan.
but when I’m getting to a good part we have to change the subject because your cube mate (an enormous gossip) comes back from the bathroom.
but when I’m getting to a good part we have to change the subject because your cube mate (an enormous gossip) comes back from the bathroom.
we facetime so I can tell you more about how I spent a whole weekend with our coworker jonathan (from marketing) but I lose signal.
we sneak into an empty conference room so I can continue the story but somebody comes and kicks us out because they need to setup for a client call (and it’s like btw they didn’t have it reserved correctly but whatever)
facetiming you to tell you more about how I spent an entire weekend with our coworker jonathan. your phone dies when I’m getting to a good part.
talk soon! xoxo
talk soon! xoxo
had to run but I’ll tell you more soon 
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sorry we haven’t talked in awhile I’ve been traveling (but not in the pretentious way)
got another call and had to take it. I’ll gchat you or something :)
