"Hey there pipsqueak. You look like you& #39;d be pretty easy to hypnotize... Want to give it a go?"
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"Hehehe, then look riiiight into my eyes...

That& #39;s it... Perfect... like putty in my hands. You know... I& #39;m getting a little hungry...

You want me to eat you now, right?"
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"Oh, you sound a little hesitant... How about a quick peek first huh?

MLAH

So watcha think? I can gulp ya right down. Or maybe hold you in my mouth a little first? See how ya like it?"
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"Aw, you need a little taste first? Alight then...

HOMPH

Howth thith? Nithe and warm right? You want to go deepher don& #39;t you? One quick gulph. All it will takhe...

Readhy?"
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GLRK

"Ahhh, more than happy to oblige, my little pipsqueak! Enjoy the journey, I hope you get used to your new home fast. You& #39;re ALL mine, after all!

How are you holding up in there?"
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"Huh? Already? Well sure I& #39;ll let you back out!

You know... In a day or two... If I don& #39;t forget...

In the meantime you should get comfortable. You don& #39;t wanna wear yourself out with all that wiggling!
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