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POLL: Random trucker delivering a custom chair we ordered three months ago from furniture maker in LA. (Yes that was rly dumb). Anywho, now he’s here with a 40’ long truck and about to back down our winding, icy gravelroad to the barn. He makes it or nah? 
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Update: he decided to come in front first. It does not look good.
Okay. Number one- I told him it was icy.
Number two- he decided to try it anyways. Even though he knew our road was one way in, one way out.
Number three- he does not have chains.
He. Is. Stuck. And. Blocking. The. Road. :-/
Number two- he decided to try it anyways. Even though he knew our road was one way in, one way out.
Number three- he does not have chains.
He. Is. Stuck. And. Blocking. The. Road. :-/
Update: I have given him two bags of sand from the base of our basketball hoop. And one bag of potting mix.
Sorry, Sawyer.
Sorry, Kate.
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Sorry, Sawyer.
Sorry, Kate.
#herewego
Update: I am not happy. And the Neighbors have called
Update: his name is Brian. We are now very familiar with one another. He has been driving since he was 18.
He is still stuck.
He is still stuck.
Update: I officially have “Nose-sicles”. It is cold. We have used all the sand.
Do you want to see the Nose-sickles? Because I have proof. Don’t tempt me.
Oh, also- Brian was able to move the truck *enough* (like a pube more & he’d be in the woods), for my pickup to get by.
AND GOOD THING CUZ WE ARE DRIVING TO GET MORE SAND.
Ahhh. Fuck it. NOSE-SICLE:
Oh, also- Brian was able to move the truck *enough* (like a pube more & he’d be in the woods), for my pickup to get by.
AND GOOD THING CUZ WE ARE DRIVING TO GET MORE SAND.
Ahhh. Fuck it. NOSE-SICLE:
Update:
This whole fiasco is what I get for being a losebag and ordering a bougie mid-century modern chair. Ihttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💯" title="Hundred points symbol" aria-label="Emoji: Hundred points symbol"> deserve this. And probably more.
This whole fiasco is what I get for being a losebag and ordering a bougie mid-century modern chair. I
Update:
Update:
BRIAN HAS TURNED AROUND. I HAVE LIFTGATE ACCESIBILITY AND BRIAN HAS TRACTION.
BRIAN HAS TURNED AROUND. I HAVE LIFTGATE ACCESIBILITY AND BRIAN HAS TRACTION.
THE CHAIR IS IN THE HOUSE. I REPEAT....oh, never mind. Even I’m bored with this.
