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"You guys won& #39;t believe what the fuck my dad just tried to do, a thread:" - Isaac https://twitter.com/JacobFalcon23/status/1196916596754800640">https://twitter.com/JacobFalc...
"there I am, chilling as per usual, this dude comes to me asking me to help him sacrifice some animals. I& #39;m bored so I& #39;m like ok cool"
"So we start walking. At first I& #39;m distracted... But then I notice it& #39;s just the two of us. No animals in sight. I& #39;m thinking that& #39;s kind of weird, right?"
"So I ask him where the animals are but he& #39;s like nah, chill, we& #39;ll get them along the way."
"minutes later, we& #39;re basically at our destination. Still no animals in sight. I ask him again. This time no answer from the old man"
"Now I& #39;m starting to feel uncomfortable. Man& #39;s is pulling out ropes, starting up the fire and it& #39;s still deadass just the two of us"
"I turn around for, I kid you not, a second, next thing I know this guy is throwing the rope over me tying me up. I& #39;m screaming, but I know it& #39;s useless because no one can hear me because we& #39;re AT THE TOP OF A FUCKING MOUNTAIN"
"Now I& #39;m tied up, I& #39;m still screaming and this man is pulling me toward the fire. Next thing I know, he stops, looks up at the sky (I swear there wasn& #39;t anything there) and nods. At this point I& #39;m not even BREATHING"
"Dude runs into the bushes, comes back with a ram talking about he & #39;passed gods test& #39;. Yo, was I not SHAKING in disbelief. I didn& #39;t even reply, I just looked at him"
"Anyway. That was the craziest shit I& #39;ve ever been through. I almost died. Moral of the story: Father Abraham had many sons but he also apparently doesn& #39;t mind killing them, stay woke."
I wrote it 
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen"> I just started the first tweet with a quote and then I carried on doing that for consistency, as if I was quoting Isaac himself https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ€·đœ" title="Person shrugging (mittlerer Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Person shrugging (mittlerer Hautton)">
