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I& #39;m live tweeting this because I don& #39;t remember any of this and am giving it another chance
Hey it& #39;s that kid from the Wonder Years
Who uses a joystick to play a baseball game
Fred savage you cynical prick
Is it humanly possible to have eyes that blue
Ok I& #39;m dying at the pitcher part
I am 5 minutes in and there have been two kissing scenes. Yes, Fred. This is a kissing book
Wait is Shrek parodying this?
You goddamn right, humperdick
ANDRE THE GIANT WITH THE VULCAN NECK GRAB
ONLY DOG PADDLE I AM DYING
Fred quit fronting ffs those eels are scary as fuck
FUCK YEAH ANDRE
CUT THE ROPE BELOW YOU THEN IDIOT
Wallace Shawn is my spirit animal
OH NOW HE CUTS THE ROPE
*6 fingers*
"Do you always begin conversations this way?"
WUT
"Do you always begin conversations this way?"
WUT
Dude you& #39;re supposed to kill him
Hey if you lost to a duel due to two scratches on your face I can totally see how you lost
This dude just needed a friend
OH SNAP AMBODEXTRIOUS FTW
I can out flip you!
Vulcan head punch
INCONCEIVABLE!!!!! 
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Wait how did he know
Wait how did he know
Dude go for the legs.
Kiss him. Do it
Yes it was planned by warriors on the same side that fought each other. Fire your tracker
Were they having a tea party?
DUDE YOU JUST SNORTED THE POISON UP YOUR NOSE
NOOOOOOOOOO
Why the hell did he bother building up an immunity to nevermind
The promise of a woman hahaha
No hes your dude. Did you forget what he sounds like?
HE HAS THE SAME BLUE EYES
"Asssssss youuuuu wishhhhhhh"
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WHAT THE FUCK
AWWWWWWhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❤" title="Red heart" aria-label="Emoji: Red heart">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❤" title="Red heart" aria-label="Emoji: Red heart">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❤" title="Red heart" aria-label="Emoji: Red heart">
Stfu Fred Savage THEY ARE IN LOVE
I am still laughing over them rolling down the hill
This forest is like a GWAR concert
Ok the vines are snapping where he doesnt hit it with his sword and that bothers me
Brushing that bit of plant from his face while he& #39;s carrying her through the woods and him saying "Thank you" was clearly not in the script and actually really awesome
DUDE DONT JUST LOOK THERE THE GROUND SWALLOWED HER
Dafaq jim hensen muppet reject did I just see
YOUR SWORD IDIOT
"The lightning sand, that you were clever enough to discover"
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DUDE YOU JUST SAW ONE OF THOSE RODENTS 2 MINUTES AGO
YOUR FUCKING SWORD
THE HEAD
I think I she& #39;s thinking the same thing
No he did it. You discovered the lightning quicksand https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">
I rescind my previous comment. This movie is great.
The pit of despair better have rabies shots
Nooooooo she married him?
BOOOOOOOOOO YYRAHH QUEEN OF REFUSE. QUEEN OF SLIME. BOOOOOOOO
GODDAMN RIGHT
GODDAMN RIGHT
@princess_snide dammit you& #39;re getting notifications for these
Ok you& #39;re very smart, shut up
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FUCKING GRANDPA
FUCK YEAH ANDRE LIVES
Kiss him dammit
FUCK YEAH Gathering the crew. AVENGE YOUR FATHER
Still laughing about the hill part
Hey he didnt lock the door
NOT TO 50
Goddammit Fred Savage fuck off.
JESUS GRANDPA
"I& #39;m on the Brute Squad"
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Oh god this doctor.
"HEY HELLO IN THERE"
There are classic characters coming out if the woodwork
"HEY HELLO IN THERE"
There are classic characters coming out if the woodwork
"TRUUUUUUE LOOOOOVE"
This movie is fantastic
This movie is fantastic
This movie kicks "Robin Hood: Men in Tights" out of the water.
I want an MLT
"Get back witch!"
"I& #39;m not a witch! I& #39;m your wife"
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"I& #39;m not a witch! I& #39;m your wife"
Ohhhhhhh the time crunch
ANDRE BE CAREFUL YOURE GONNA SNAP HIS NECK DID YOU NOT LEARN WHEN YOU BOPPED THE LAST DUDE ON THE HEAD YOURE LIKE OF MICE AND MEN STRONG
SHIT ANDRE IS ON FIRE RUN, BITCHES
HE KILLED HIS FATHER. PREPARE TO DIE
Run you little bitch
Doors are nothing to Andre
LAME. A throwing dagger? Fuuuuuckkkk youuuuuuu
Quick break.
"There& #39;s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. Be a pity to damage yours"
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PREPARE TO DIE BITCH
PREPARE TO DIE!!!!!!!!
Dude wasn& #39;t prepared to die
Wesley is stalling
AWWW HELL YEAH
Dude at least cut his feet off
"If we ever find a lady"
"HELLO LADY!"
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"HELLO LADY!"
NOOOOO YOU ARENT MARRIED DONT JUMP NOOOOOOOOO
Oh god please e everyone else jump like that
This is about the 7th kiss.
Ooooooohhh look who just hit puberty. Mr. Fred Not-So-Savage doesn& #39;t mind the kissing anymore. Good job, Gramps
Fuck you, Fred Savage
