Im clumsy af. A thread https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙃" title="Auf den Kopf gestelltes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Auf den Kopf gestelltes Gesicht">
RIP to this 12case of #corona
Anthony didnt capture the moment i fell in the water but heres me about to fall in an then falling again trying to get out https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙃" title="Auf den Kopf gestelltes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Auf den Kopf gestelltes Gesicht">
Anthony didnt capture the moment i fell in the water but heres me about to fall in an then falling again trying to get out https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=" title="Anthony didnt capture the moment i fell in the water but heres me about to fall in an then falling again trying to get out https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙃" title="Auf den Kopf gestelltes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Auf den Kopf gestelltes Gesicht">">
Anthony didnt capture the moment i fell in the water but heres me about to fall in an then falling again trying to get out https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=" title="Anthony didnt capture the moment i fell in the water but heres me about to fall in an then falling again trying to get out https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙃" title="Auf den Kopf gestelltes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Auf den Kopf gestelltes Gesicht">">
Anthony didnt capture the moment i fell in the water but heres me about to fall in an then falling again trying to get out https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=" title="Anthony didnt capture the moment i fell in the water but heres me about to fall in an then falling again trying to get out https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙃" title="Auf den Kopf gestelltes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Auf den Kopf gestelltes Gesicht">">
We went to my friends for a fire last night & i sat on the bench & somehow hurt my pinky finger an now its a lil swollen https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen">
Tripped & hucked Anthonys phone https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙃" title="Auf den Kopf gestelltes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Auf den Kopf gestelltes Gesicht">

Full video of us up in the mountains ->
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oczGUIdozq0&t=12s">https://m.youtube.com/watch...
While i laid on the floor trying not to cry a customer came to my till an impatiently waited untill i got up to help him https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙃" title="Auf den Kopf gestelltes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Auf den Kopf gestelltes Gesicht">
I was pulling the plastic tops of a 4pack today & accidentily popped one open an it sprayed all over me https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙃" title="Auf den Kopf gestelltes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Auf den Kopf gestelltes Gesicht"> smelt good tho
I used Anthonys hunting knife to cut hot dog buns & then cut myself putting it back into its holder
I knocked this bottle of wine off a higher up shelf an it somehow did not break
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