Thread by @everywhereist, The Joker should have been a woman. And she finally went insane [...]

The Joker should have been a woman. And she finally went insane because too many random dudes told her to smile, so now she perpetually smiles while terrorizing Gotham.

She becomes a sort of folk hero for the women of Gotham. She unleashes financial records for companies that don& #39;t compensate women properly. She blackmails cheaters and misogynists. She threatens the goddamn Patriarchy. It& #39;s terrifying and wonderful.

The Batman needs to stop her to restore the order of things, but on some level, he& #39;s conflicted. She& #39;s a villain. But she& #39;s right.

Her catchphrase would be "Well, ACTUALLY ..." and then she& #39;d just trail off and laugh maniacally.

OMG, y& #39;all, I suggested a girl should be in a comic and they are so, so mad and I can& #39;t stop laughing

The only sustenance I need today is fragile male tweets and hot pockets

oh my god, what if I& #39;m the Joker and I just wrote my own origin story without realizing it

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LOL, these guys in my mentions who are mad that I suggested - SUGGESTED - a girl Joker wouldn& #39;t last a fucking day as a woman.

Their fragile male rage just makes me stronger.

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Imagine getting this mad because someone suggested the bad guy should be a girl. But when we try to fight back at the government regulating our bodies we& #39;re hysterical and out of line.

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Holy shit this is like four different squares on Misogynist Twitter Bingo

DEFINITELY NOT UPSET ABOUT THE SUGGESTION OF A GIRL BEING IN A COMIC BOOK, NOPE, NOT AT ALL TRIGGERED

THE WAR ON MEN, HOUR 21: The women continue to harass us w/ their demands for equal pay, paid maternity leave, and representation in both the government and comic books. The men shudder at the idea of a female joker. Sandwich reserves are low and the women refuse to make us more.

The War on Men, Hour 38: We continue to explain that there is ALREADY a female Joker, so there& #39;s no need for another one. Anyway, let& #39;s make another Batman with a hetero cis white guy in the lead because it& #39;s been five minutes since we& #39;ve done that.

I JUST GOT MISOGYNISTIC TWITTER BINGO!

I made this in Microsoft Paint and it took me a very long time and I regret nothing.

This was fun, but I need a little break from Twitter. If you are interested in cool women who make comics, THERE ARE THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS OF THEM, but you can start with the amazing work of @GWillowWilson @fionastaples @kellysue @TessFowler @gingerhazing @LockettDown.

And if you are interested in my work (thank you, you weirdos), you can check out my blog or my book. Okay. Mwah mwah mwah I LOVE YOU ALL, YOU DON& #39;T HAVE TO SMILE UNLESS YOU WANT TO.

We regret nothing.

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