Don’t you hate it when you find a giant snake in the laundry & it won’t fit in the bag? Straya! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🇦🇺" title="Flagge von Australien" aria-label="Emoji: Flagge von Australien">

An Australian family come home to find a couple of snakes, that fell through the ceiling, fighting on the floor. Silly sneks https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤗" title="Umarmendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Umarmendes Gesicht"> https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🇦🇺" title="Flagge von Australien" aria-label="Emoji: Flagge von Australien">
Ping @yashar

Our international friends really do get overexcited over a couple of cute serpents. And for the 100th time the snakes are not mating, they’re two males fighting for the right to mate a female that’s nearby. Our snakes are hetronormative. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🇦🇺" title="Flagge von Australien" aria-label="Emoji: Flagge von Australien">

Queensland. Again.