Now that Mahomes has won #MVP, I& #39;m going to start sharing some of my favorite Mahomes Slander that I& #39;ve been saving up since he was drafted on 4/27/17.
We& #39;ll start the thread with this one:
We& #39;ll start the thread with this one:
Cian -
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Everyone searching through their old tweets for their own Mahomes takes.
There just wasn& #39;t enough Teej on this thread. https://twitter.com/OldTakesExposed/status/1091849179322818560?s=19">https://twitter.com/OldTakesE...
Let& #39;s be real for a second:
Everyone is wrong pretty often, tbh; myself very much included.
Is this thread petty? - Absolutely it is.
Is it entertaining? - It was to me. And that& #39;s why I did it. I& #39;m glad so many have told me they enjoyed it as well.
Everyone is wrong pretty often, tbh; myself very much included.
Is this thread petty? - Absolutely it is.
Is it entertaining? - It was to me. And that& #39;s why I did it. I& #39;m glad so many have told me they enjoyed it as well.
My reason for it:
Mahomes was the best QB prospect I& #39;d ever seen (and probably ever will see). When the #Chiefs drafted him, I nearly lost my mind with excitement. His talent was so other-worldly and obvious that it astonished me that not everyone could see it.
Mahomes was the best QB prospect I& #39;d ever seen (and probably ever will see). When the #Chiefs drafted him, I nearly lost my mind with excitement. His talent was so other-worldly and obvious that it astonished me that not everyone could see it.
I was made fun of for nearly 2 years in group chats with friends about how much I loved Mahomes. I couldn& #39;t wait for him to show everyone what was so clear to me.
I was so confident he& #39;d make naysayers look silly someday, that I started screenshotting any negativity towards him once he became a member of #ChiefsKingdom.
For those wondering how long this took - not that long really. Honestly, how long does it really take to screenshot something and save it to an album called #MahomesSlander? I& #39;ve been gradually working on it for nearly 2 years.
Anyway, my plan is to keep adding to this thread over the next two decades as Mahomes continues shattering NFL records.
If you find cold Mahomes takes that I may have missed, please feel free to share them here, as many of you have already done (thank you).
If you find cold Mahomes takes that I may have missed, please feel free to share them here, as many of you have already done (thank you).
One last thing:
I really am wrong a lot too. I& #39;m not just trying to throw stones while living in a glass house.
Just admit mistakes and move on.
I don& #39;t mean any of this to be malicious in any way...
...except towards Cian and Teej - those guys are legit the worst.
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I really am wrong a lot too. I& #39;m not just trying to throw stones while living in a glass house.
Just admit mistakes and move on.
I don& #39;t mean any of this to be malicious in any way...
...except towards Cian and Teej - those guys are legit the worst.
Cocaine& #39;s a helluva drug, Micah.
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For those asking:
Here& #39;s my earliest documentation of professing my love for Mahomes. The subject line reads "House" because I was going to be helping a friend move the night of the draft. I told him I& #39;d only help if he& #39;d have the Draft on and we move the TV last.
Here& #39;s my earliest documentation of professing my love for Mahomes. The subject line reads "House" because I was going to be helping a friend move the night of the draft. I told him I& #39;d only help if he& #39;d have the Draft on and we move the TV last.
Then, naturally, I had to remind my friends of this email over a year later after Mahomes had already thrown 10 TDs in his first two games of the season.
Credit to @ian_yocum for pointing me to this ESPN video about Goff vs Mahomes. It had several gems in the replies, but these are my favorites.
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This one comes in courtesy of @Chiefs_All_Day. Great find!
Credit to @Chiefs_All_Day for this one.
Credit to @ABB3127 for this beauty.
Credit to @Sanixon123 for this great find.
Credit to @BDChiefsFan.
Thanks for this, @isaacdebyallz.
Great find, @LowCountryChief.
Credit to @teamiwinmca for getting this on my timeline.
@OShowKCJared turned this guy in.
Credit to @LowCountryChief. This one stinks out loud.
This popped up on my Timehop today. Can& #39;t believe I forgot it on the original thread.
I& #39;m embarrassed for him.
Submission by @MVPatJesus.
And another from @MVPatJesus. This is a really good one.
Submitted by @BDChiefsFan.
@RealBirdLawyer put this one on my TL.
Submission by @BDChiefsFan
Submission by @frankjon92.
Submission by @BigRybowskii.
Friendly reminder that Mahomes threw 6 TDs and 0 INTs against the #Steelers in 2018. Or he& #39;s talking about the 2019 preseason game.
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Friendly reminder that Mahomes threw 6 TDs and 0 INTs against the #Steelers in 2018. Or he& #39;s talking about the 2019 preseason game.
Credit to @thevillainguy.