Just a note: I do not EVER answer my phone from unlisted numbers or anyone I do not know. No exception. If you want to speak with me. Email me first.

Can& #39;t believe I have to pin this.
If you call and don& #39;t leave a detailed message, like in the old days ... I wont be calling you back.

If you call and say "Please return my call immediately." Trust me right now, I won& #39;t.

If you call and need to speak with me ... again ... email me first.
I don& #39;t care if you& #39;re a celebrity, well loved, or part of the zeitgeist ... If your tweets are full of lazy typos, unclear ideas, schizophrenic and unconnected thoughts ... I& #39;m going to unfollow you. I& #39;m also going to decide that that you just don& #39;t care about your content.
If you follow me, I will quickly scan your profile and if I determine you to be nothing hot trash, I will block you. And that will be that.
If you call me from a private or blocked number, I will respect your privacy and NOT answer.
If you wish to add or friend me on any platform, you need to send an email / text / dm -- first. No exceptions.

If you can& #39;t do that, I& #39;ll just consider you nothing but hot trash.
Do you have a lock on your front door?
Yes?

Do you just allow people to walk into your front room off the street and start popping off?

Yeah, didn& #39;t think so.

Sending a polite greeting first is like using the doorbell.
I also don& #39;t have a LinkedIn account and have no desire to. Do not add me there, send me a message from that site nor ask me about it. I have no interest.

To me, this is the most humorous addition to this thread to date. The amount of email I get from LinkedIn is ludicrous.
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