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Whoaaaaaa. Browsing Prime Video has brought to my attention that in 1994 Jack Nicholson and Michelle Pfeiffer starred in a werewolf film called Wolf.
I wonder if I should watch it.
Alright mfers itās happening
This cast list is wild. James Spader, Christopher Plummer, David Hyde Pierce, Prunella Scales (???)
Oh man remember the days when credits were at the front of movies and were always laid over a 25-minute long shot of a car driving down a really long road
Ok we have a wolf before even any dialogue has happened, they arenāt messing about
Heās been bitten with nary a word of dialogue!
Jack Nicholson has always leaned into that hairline hasnāt he
Wheyyy thereās Pru
God her Irish accent sucks
Ah, the age-old Hollywood trope of ancient old dudes hooking up with hot young women
He stumbled and landed both hands right on her tits lmao
Urgh this is boring so far when will they let Jack Nicholson be Jack Nicholson
Oh ere we go heās pulling off her dressing gown with his teeth
Haha now heās all *sniff sniff* at everything
Lmaooooo his ears are moving independently
This is so wild, Jack just bit James Spader then bounded up the stairs on all fours.
āIām gonna get you, Stewart!ā
Michelle Pfeiffer was maybe 36 in this film but her character is definitely pitched as some early-20ās ingenue. Still at least Jack permanently has this expression when heās talking to her
Lmao you know heās harbouring some dodgy dentures in this scene
Is this Hugh Jackman
Jack was like 58 in this fucking film and theyāve got him doing some right shit
Me: āis he gonna howl is he gonna howlā
Ooh apparently David Schwimmer is in this film as āCopā
OMG so much happened in a short space of time. I give you:
Extreme close up on dodgy contacts
Extreme close up on dodgy contacts
āCopā
And a very normal and realistic looking slo-mo leap
They really just took the reins off and let him go didnāt they
If I get through this film and I donāt see Jack Nicholson howl Iām gonna sue. And I mean real Jack Nicholson, not a double in werewolf makeup.
God sheās gonna bone him. I bet she catches the lycanthropy.
HE FUXKIN HOWLED
Rewound it to share w you guys
I can really sense that Iām gonna be treated to a full transformation scene real soon. Fiver says itās just as iconic as American Werewolf in London.
Oh my GOD itās happening!!
Oh fuck Stewart is looking a bit WOLFY
Iāve been several minutes with no WolfJack on my screen now and tbh Iām mad about it
*james spader voice* āhe actually... urinated on my shoeā
An iconic smash-zoom AND tell-tale neck hair!
Fuck yeah this is exactly what I signed up for
Michelle is giving a masterclass in looking distressed while having perfectly blowdried 90ās hair
The transformation is coming I know it. Iām so fuckin psyched
Yeah he ripped off the magic amulet here we go!!!
ALMOST THERE
Classic āmonster realises heās a monster but the pretty girl loves him anywayā scene
Oh fuck she smelt the vodka tonic on the copās breath!! And she has dodgy contacts in too!!
I HAVE BEEN ROBBED OF A FULL TRANSFORMATION SCENE BY THIS BULLSHIT MOVIE
Anyway that was awesomely terrible and ranks second to Bram Stokerās Dracula for ābonkers films I have watched in the past monthā
I guess they spaffed all their budget on the āall-starā cast and thatās why we didnāt get any John Landis-style effects :(
