I am so proud of myself. I have used this pen until the ink was gone. I didn& #39;t lose it, nor did anyone swipe it from me. #itsthesmallthings
Well, well, well. Aren& #39;t we the smarty pants.
This is probably man& #39;s greatest ever accomplishment.
You can& #39;t see that the ink has run out, but believe me, I& #39;ve done it again.

I somehow have a sense of loss that I can& #39;t show you a translucent, empty ink holder. So, between that and the Corona virus - well, what& #39;s the point in this life?
It& #39;s a Christmas miracle. A miracle, I tell ye.
I& #39;m astonished there& #39;s still no sign of a Knighthood in the post for this thread.
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