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nimblenoor
It’s the Tangled anniversary so I am once again thinking about how Mother Gothel only ever kissed the top of Rapunzel’s head (is: her hair) while Eugene spends the whole
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megs 🥀✨🌞
megsterofficia1
When you tell an Asian they’re attractive and then ask what their “mix” is. A thread: 1/ Now I know this happens to other POC too but something I’ve noticed
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icha 💫
yourlocalYgirl
tharntype & mewgulf dub thread pt.2 mew: you know what balls taste like? mew: bust a move gulf! type: dad, balls are life mew: wanna get married?gulf: yeah sure
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🧡𝕊𝕠𝕟𝕘 𝕂𝕒𝕚𝕝𝕖𝕣|NSFR🧡#8Music🧡
DiphylleiAdoreU
thread of how @bxllamygray and i met and eventually started datinghttps://twitter.com/DiphylleiAdoreU/status/1248653063449202690 it all started january 10th this year (2020) it was at the seventeen concert, we met in the crowd
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Jennifer Hessler
JenMHessler
I’ve seen Left Twitter pandemic discourse move from “Let’s all do our part for a while to flatten the curve” to “I’m going to live pandemic life for the next
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𝓜𝓪𝓭𝓭𝓲𝓮 𝙎𝙏𝘼𝙉 𝘼𝙏𝙀𝙀𝙕‼‼‼‼
NeoB3be
Other fandoms have to sit there a clear searches and try our hardest for a fuckin win but do armys have to?!?!! Hell no!! So why they always up on
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Snickelsox
snickelsox
Cleric: Whatcha doin?Warlock: Digging a hole.C: To where?W: Nowhere in particular.C: For a trap?W: Kinda. Not really.C: Ok, why then?W: Patron made it seem like a good idea.C: Oh, who
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Talia Hibboo 👻
TaliaHibbert
Writing adult romance, I spend a lot of time thinking about how things in a person’s past (esp childhood) can alter their self-image or impact how they build relationships. I
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Joshua 4 Congress
Joshua4Congress
One black person's life is more valuable than every single item stolen from Target combined.Until the government proves that they recognize that, forgive me if I don't give a shit
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MS Word Is Free at Harvard
JakeAnbinder
The collection of habits that are characteristically German is so random that it seems like it's a whole country trying to troll people "We have the best transit but also
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TakedownMRAs
TakedownMRAs
Isn't it weird that he can find so much evidence of "misandry" but no actual examples of women killing men because of it? Yeah, uh, no, banning women from
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ʟɪsᴛᴇɴɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ sᴡᴇᴇᴛ ɴɪɢʜᴛ⁷
uhgood_bye
the problem isn’t melanie having credits or being involved in the songwriting, the problem is that she’s taking more credit than she should be, just like with boy with luv,
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Zach Homol
ZachHomol
A relative of ours showed up at church after +70 years of never walking in the lords house I knew his personality very wellI been around men like him my
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Dan Olson
FoldableHuman
Tech dudes are so fundamentally broken that you point out Starlink is flooding low earth orbit with garbage and they'll spend weeks assuring you that version n+1 will be incrementally
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🐔 Quarantine Kody 🏈
puggsybogues
CLT friends: It pains me greatly to say this, because I've enjoyed their beer for years, but I'm no longer giving a dime to @oldemeckbrew after they: a) Held a
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Flor Geneva
Fl0r_Geneva
Breaking Bad season 3 lets goooooo (reaction thread) Skyler is a fucking bitch smh seriously what the fuck is wrong with her Walt jr is king tho absolute bossman Jesse
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