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Keiko 🇯🇲
GolferGirl305
The other day, I went to a spaAt the end of my services, I went to the lockers to retrieve my clothes.It was unlocked with a befuddled lady standing in
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Alibaba
OccasionKirby
I listened to Doja Cat's "Dindu Nuffin" and it was awful, however, I don't think the intention was to perpetuate racism but more so reflect it. It's not happy or
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emily
freedomfem
I was going to make a joke about my innate sense of self being not too dissimilar to beyonce, but its too 50 shades of stupid for that. These experiences
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Susanna A. Throop
DrSThroop
Hello, colleagues! I am (probably) not your dept chair, but if you need to hear this, let me be your chair for a second: you should block out the time
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Louise Blain
Shiny_Demon
Right. One horror recommendation a day from me in October because #ScaringIsCaring. Let's start with a no brainer. Host on Shudder. Because you deserve perfect scares this month. Day 2
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tobacco dad
tobaccodad
For how many options there are out there, very few charts, graphs, "data visualizations" etc are as useful as the simple pie chart from excel Everyone can read it Scatter
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lesbians ily❖⁷
taegidykes
since it's lesbians day here is something i saw a lot of my non lesbians oomfs doing and that makes me meh. this is not mean to be rude or
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Corey Deshon
CoreyDeshon
Selling a spec that got produced "did absolutely nothing for my career" if you look at it from a certain perspective. By that I mean, absolutely nothing came to me
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Claudia Sahm
Claudia_Sahm
nail in coffin of federal jobs policy: human capital economist (like Gary Becker) argued unemployment stemmed from disadvantaged *individuals* not market institutions, more training not more jobs needed. then folded
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Hat. a car is a deadly weapon.
ActivistHat_
Dear Sneaky LiarYou know who you are.You are small-minded poisonous cowardly sneak. Given the sheer number of people who actually are hiding skeletons..Why me? All I do is tweet. so
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✨Puppy✨
cut3_puppy
Gonna keep my fucking mouth shut cuz y'all are too fucking "nice" on here and some of y'alls priorities are fucked. If you support bubba_agere aka bubbas__ aka the person
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🍀KaitsCritters🍀
Mares4Life
Someone I know bought hens and then realized she was in over her head. She basically told me “I don’t think these chickens are healthy, but idk what’s wrong. Do
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#OurFavOnlineDoc 🩺🇳🇬🇬🇧💎
DrOlufunmilayo
Do you know as a man,You can have pregnancy symptoms when your wife/babe gets pregnant.Nausea. Bloating. Tummy pains. Backache. Tiredness.Some men will even start craving firewood jollofrice at 3am.It is
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Tyrah Walker
tyrahwalksmedia
Can we start a USF alum thread? Drop a picture and the year you graduatedFall 17’ Did anything wrong happen during y’all grad shoots? The zipper of my dress had
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Pooja Sharma
ipoojasharma
Happy Birthday @neerajarora91 Today you've turned 34. Here's a list of 34 lessons I've learnt from you.1. Be 100% committed towards your work2. Utmost professionalism in work3. Review 5 times
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Born Miserable
bornmiserable
SCIENTISTS: flying into the sun is bad for youDONALD TRUMP: sorry, but my chief advisor, who has a background in sticking gerbils up his ass, strongly disagreesSEAN HANNITY: what are
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