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michaeljflexer
michaeljflexer
OLD FART ALERT: My 15yo is (loudly) chatting to a girl and teen courting in the age of Covid is fucking weird. First, he checked the veracity of her Facebook
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I, daveinrusholme
daveinrusholme
When I was young I had a student job at Victoria Station left luggage.I loved it. Worked with a guy called Steve who was originally from Madagscar, lived in Clapham.
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Kabeer Sharma
ka_beer
After 4 months away being stuck in Dubai, our party of 5 landed back in India (Chandigarh last night) in the middle of #COVID19 - (my wife, two one-month old
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Teddy
itsmeheythere
I’m babysitting my brother for the first time ever. The one who I have the life long feud with. The one who looks like the kid from wife swap. And
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Tyler D. Parry
ProfTDParry
THREAD:Had lunch with my Father-in-Law a few weeks ago because he wanted to work on his relationship with my wife. Dude split when she was young and now wants to
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#DeepVeerwale - Ranveer Deepika FC
DeepVeer_FC
Ranveer on an Instagram live chat with Sunil Chhetri #deepveer Sunil Chhetri: How are you?Ranveer: Good, feeling good yaar. Its Sunday today, in between the lockdown I had a good
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Consumate Professional
probably_emorie
My dad started listening to the Harry Potter audiobooks while he works because his favorite political podcasts had all turned into Covid podcasts and it was depressing. Here are some
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Mat Velloso
matvelloso
I ordered a litter robot thing, and I didn't realize how enormous that is. It arrived in a 3 foot tall box.I am now terrified that when wife comes downstairs,
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Beau Willimon
BeauWillimon
My brother is a 3rd grade teacher at Title I school serving a low-income community of color in a red state. Many of his students have serious pre-existing conditions. As
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morgan ⛧ nsfr!
vampirephantoms
analysing "all i want is nothing" by frank iero; a thread. the first thing he says in this song is;"check check check", just like in DESTROYA, what is also significant
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#DoubtlessThouArtMyFather (Isaiah 63:16)
harrydaniyan
LOT: WRONG CHOICES(Genesis Chapters 13&19)I sit there, looking at my daughters. Both just gave birth to babies. Boys. Fathered by me. The babies are just a week old, born on
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Usman Shamaki
aushamaki
There's a gap between the wardrobe & the wall that has always been perfect for stacking boxes & stuff. I've always told my wife it will be perfect for hiding.
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Ron Caruthers
roncaruthers
1. 5 documents you MUST have to be an 'adult'And a sad story.I love to write about celebrities and some of the estate planning mistakes they have made to encourage/shame
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Patrick Skinner
SkinnerPm
Sometimes images are vapid sentiment aimed for clicks. This is not one of them. We have our first woman vice-president (elect) and it matters. Just acknowledge that it matters. In
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RS Archer
archer_rs
Excellent Development. A WhatsApp message I had missed from the idiot son.He has said he will be ...... (drum roll)..... "talking to Nigel Farage about this" Having read the email
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Mr. Charles Isidi
TheCharlesIsidi
Did i tell you guys that my neighbor called Yemisi to ask at 6:30am "is your husband awake?" and she said "yes".That's how I went to kill snake in another
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