#Wife

John Gary

johngary

Film Twitter Asshole Devin Faraci said I was a failure at screenwriting, I should kill myself, and he’d take care of my wife and kids when I was dead. 12

Many are called, but few are Chosen

BannerOfDeseret

This woman doesn’t understand male nature, and that until this century man has constantly been at war to protect his home, family, and religion. She equates feminine care with masculine

RS Archer

archer_rs

Just bought my first Christmas present of the year. OK, everyone! In my defencei) It's for my father not my wifeii) There is a long order cycle because it's being

Mike Gianella

MikeGianella

The plot of Field of Dreams is a white farmer drives halfway across the country, kidnaps a black author and brings him to a farm to watch Segregated Ghost Baseball

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yelenqbelova

every friend group should include.... marvel character edition aggressively bisexual pure fury and wrath mum friend mummy issues daddy issues sex appeal at its finest god complex on the verge

Vikram Singh

SinghSon03

Gender equality discussions : An unpopular opinion. A lengthy thread but would urge readers to bear with me till the end. Latest NCRB data - # of men who died

Ron Lieber

ronlieber

Thanks to all of you who have written to me about this column to tell me about how car insurance companies left you vulnerable to unemployment fraud, too. Turns out

derek

angeldustinc

HE EVEN FUCKING TALKS LIKE ME I DO THE THING IRL WHERE YOU STUTTER AND CORRECT YOURSELF AND EVENTUALLY CRUMBLE MID SPEECH https://twitter.com/angeldustinc/status/1253958186362535936 The only difference is that I don’t

livi

_snozzberry_

I'm going to ruin this man who advertised himself as "almost single" I'm not looking to cheat I just want to take free nudes of strange women behind my wife's

Neera Tanden

neeratanden

Was Trump taking the high road when he accused you of being a serial killer and attacked you wife and father?https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/1253885824199987200 *your

Johanna 💅🏼♒️😻 💄 ☭

JohannaMarcia01

Stopped at 'My wife is Chinese'. Like SHUT THE ENTIRE FUCK UP.https://twitter.com/SohrabAhmari/status/1249346023799107586 lowkey sounds like some annoying shit my dad would say LOL

Goldburn P. Maynard Jr.

deathntaxesprof

Amazing work! . . . I was inspired by Archie's Dad to also have a child who outshines me in every way. #InspiredByArchiesDad https://twitter.com/freepeeper/status/1290952989507813378 I was inspired by Archie's

Azie Dungey

AzieDee

The fact that my ex somehow ended up with the cast iron pans my Uncle gave me still makes me mad as hell. All those years of seasoning so his

Kulsoom Durrani

QuaranQueen__

The rickshaw wala became a Father: a thread. So I woke up to this class from an unknown number thinking it was the girl who asked for an apartment's location

Les McClaine

lesmcclaine

I was just remembering the time I lost the Eisner and then hung around a parking lot for a couple hours waiting for my long-distance girlfriend to arrive only to

Alex Contino🐬

alexcontino

Thread. When people say poverty is a cycle that’s reality. As some of you may know I’ve asked for help these last few months and I can’t express my gratitude