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__loveshak
Remaja mmg pikir camni. Aku paham sbb dulu pun aku remaja juga and teringin sangat nak ada bilik sendiri. Tgk cite kat tv semua remaja ada bilik sendiri. Skrg dah
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Avinash Choubey
avinashchoubey
With @rsprasad & @ramkripalmp winning again, can i expect Patna to be cleaner, better roads in the city, effectiveness of PMC, police through social media, i know some of things
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John Banville
John_Banville
I very much enjoy the fine nuanced work of novelist Donal Ryan, but occasionally he does look like he's contemplating the best way to deal with one of his men
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James Ward
iamjamesward
Everybody, the last episode of the Boring Talks podcast is one of the greatest episodes of our life. First, I’d like to thank the producer @doranelli, I’d like to thank
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Chas Hundley - 📰
ChasHundley
My cat... does not quite grasp the concept of windows. Also blankets. Also hair. Or dancing. Or fur, which she gets suck in her teeth from time to time. Or
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woman raised by a group of fox terriers
dailyadviser
idea: a tanning shop just to tan pussy and tits Idea: a nail salon where they only do your nails Idea: a slide that goes from the balcony to the
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cara
kelliebrights
here goes a thread of things i have experienced in my two years of working at national institution tory hellhole spoons 1. a recent highlight before corona when we could
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⋆݊ ˖ Mocaboowa 🦇🎃
Mocaofuwa
// explosion , bombing Alright thats it I'm gonna go all in on you motherfuckerhttps://twitter.com/shichigumi/status/1290763193724223489 Hope you stub your toe on the way to bed Hope the toothpaste dry up
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Lynzy Billing
LynzyBilling
Here is a thread of the #Philippines amid the #Covid_19 #coronavirus March 7th: No temperature screening for #COVIDー19 leaving Kabul, going in or out of Dubai airport or leaving
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Christopher Bowles
Bowleskov
So a summary of the Misconduct of #DominicCummings 1. Returned to work after discovering someone in his household had suspected Covid-19.2. Dominic and his wife chose to risk a Journey
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Sri Rahayu Mohd Yusop
SriYusop
This is not a complaint or a cry for help. It is instead a celebration. When I collapsed out of exhaustion after finishing a presentation for work, I lay in
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François Benoux
_benoux_
Memory refreshLet's go back to 2009, Swine flu starts in Mexico.- 1st detection: March 2019: "widespread influenza activity" spread in 35 States in US, no early detection in Mexico- WHO
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🦕 🐌 🐚 🏺 💀 Sigdrifr 🍄🐉 🍸
Sigdrifr
OK-The one-legged bisexual narc in the swimming pool—a reminiscence. Of all my outré stories, this one is the most Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers of them all. But first, some exposition.
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USS John Brown NCC-1312
anguirus42
Now for some REAL tonal whiplash, I'm watching SAW (2004) for the first time cause I'm curious what about this franchise has Chris Fucking Rock and SLJ doubling back to
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Roadside Mum
RoadsideMum
I had to go to the supermarket yesterday. There was a man there about 55, 5ft10, average build and with curly steel-grey hair. His clothes that said it had been
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Wombat⁷
wombatcuddles
Ok!! I'm starting 2gether the series! wow he really had terrible luck with girls but it's all for the best hehe Green needs to back off omg I mean
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