#Toilet

tamsyn should be writing

tazmuir

(FIST PUNCHES THROUGH COFFIN LID) Bonelords, attend. We’re delaying the pub date for HARROW THE NINTH from 6/2/20 to 8/4/20, and the GIDEON THE NINTH trade paperback from 5/19/2020 to

Mae Have Thoughts

CrimeandtellMae

Okay, I put on #FakeFamous . Pretty curious about this nonsense people out themselves through. A pink wall??? #fakefamous #stupid Ah yes, purchasing fake bots to get likes and appear

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Adriyoung

So my family plays White Elephant with a twist: you have to challenge someone to a mini game if you want to steal their gift... With a huge family it

𝐄𝐱𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐫 𝐏𝐨𝐩𝐞

exavierpope

38 days at home and ironically I had to leave to go to the ER Alright, I have some thoughts on my trip to the ER this morning, and much

ConservativeWomensPledge

CUPWomensPledge

1. Gender ideology has completely captured the Home Office. So much so that it is now issuing advice to the security industry to basically disregard the fact that ID does

Norwich Castle

NorwichCastle

The Easter weekend is usually a popular time for families to visit us and take a leisurely stroll around the galleries. Sadly, this weekend our doors will remain shut, but

maya

mayavada

NIMBY has gotten so distorted and abused by pro-development orgs, that it is threatened with losing its meaning.This is, in the most pure definition, NIMBY. People in Pacific Heights and

D.A. Horton

da_horton

PLUMBING EMERGENCY Earlier this week we had a plumbing emergency. The master plumber who rushed to our home at 9pm informed us we hadn’t lived in our new home long

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sibilese

Man my dream last night had the most random charachter. Like why were bp just suddenly showed up there? Also the dream have rose bringing her niece to my big

BiscFlix & Chill

The_Ambassador_

Okay. Here it is. My tale of "The Worst Poo I Ever Did (A True Story)"It's fairly long. Stick with me here. Summer 2018 and I'm taking cocodamol regularly for

eeli

angelvcton

weird things that bf2 has said/done: a thread "you know you gotta pee when you feel like you gotta pee"omg yez "i dont like the crust it tastes crusty

RichardMarini

RichardMarini

Dear Martha: Were in our third day of self quarantine and already the Internet service provider is throttling our bandwidth for overuse. Netflix nigh impossible to watch and the children

Anthony Chin-Quee, MD

CQ__MD

On arrival for my NY locums this week:Reception: Hey Doc, staying safe?Me: Trying. Anywhere to get groceries?Him: It's pretty grim. Can't even find milk or baby formula.Me: Yikes.Him: I've got

BloodSpite

BloodSpite

1/? So how about a little off grid lesson time?Lot of folks concentrate on little things- like toilet paper But what are you doing for food and water? Think Maslows

Chantal Chartrand

ChantalChartran

Dear Neighbours, We can hear you! Your snide remarks about the backyard garden I stopped caring for a few weeks ago and how when you saw my mother in-law cleaning

elz

strxwbelly

again, DO NOT carry fat cats like that because its causing them pain!!! carrying them like that makes the inside of their chest compressed & it’ll literally makes them breathless