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Neil McMahon

NeilMcMahon

Pitch: In my remake of The Sullivans for the #coronavirus era, Grace is shot by police as she stops for a latte and sits on a bench after picking up

Benjamin Butterworth

benjaminbutter

Hang on. Dominic Cummings just said he went home to his wife, who was sick, during the lockdown, then left his home and returned to Downing Street in the afternoon.

Miss Potkin

MissPotkin

Two days ago, I decided to stop doing the dishes. I make all the dinners and I am tired of having to do all the cleaning too. SINCE THEN this

dumb saphic

dumbsaphic

so I greened out and vommiteed twice yesterday night through I was gonna die. I was violently shaking in bed, super cold and extremely paranoid. I felt like I

Pitt Lefto

JLongb0ne

Ok, she swallowed a marble. The mood has been set. #Swallow She's not going to do what I think... #Swallow Girl, dont eat that push pin....#Swallow OH DAMN SHE STARTED

Ralph Nelson Willett

NorthernOvation

Day 14 of being stranded on this desert island I call "my house." The native woman, I've named her Friday, and I are the only ones inhabiting this place. I've

Eric Johnsen

ericjdesigns

My biggest fear once this all comes to an end and the world kinda/sorta goes back to normal is that nothing about my non-existent dating life will actually change.Depressing, I

Ottawa Public Health

ottawahealth

OTTAWA, STAGE 3, & YOU: a threadTomorrow, Ottawa begins Stage 3. While this is certainly cause for celebration, it brings with it a heightened need to be mindful of our

miles klee 🌲

MilesKlee

deliberately bought the dumbest bottled water i could find switched to Icelandic water today. very exclusive The Smoothest Taste bought the King of Dumb Waters gonna see if i can

annie

dutyofline

I have a day off work today and want to do something productive, so with that in mind Here’s a thread of Line of Duty scenes we haven’t had yet

rayla @ HypMic Fashion Zine

manlyscallops

so will the boys have their 2nd DRB through Facetime now?imagine like idk Samatoki rapping halfway and his wifi cuts out Kuko: B̷̢̧̖̱̰̱̦̂̑̉̔̊͆̚͘͜ͅA̶̘̼̺̥͈͖͇̬̬̱͐̂̾̉͑̕D̶̢̝̮̳̩̲͖̙̑̉̈́̅̓͘͘̕ ̶͍͒A̷̡͚̺̼̠̬͕͉̱̲̓̋̇̆́̕͝Ŝ̶͙̽̿̌̅́͝S̴̨̲̣̀͛̍͒̀̊̂̅͑̆ ̴͈̫̉̚T̵͍̱̫͈͈͈̮̝̄E̵͓

Beau of The Fifth Column

BeauTFC

Attention all adversarial journalists: Yes, there's validity in being contrarian to the main narratives. It helps stop authoritarians. However, if you use the terms "establishment", "the powers that be", "the

Dr Kate Miller

DrKate_Miller

Aged care facility visits today - thoughts I had on the road (I love a road job). 1/8 We need an on-the ground infection control group who standardises the setup.

Dhimant Parekh

dhimant

1/ We launched a business during lockdown and hit INR 1 Crore in MONTHLY revenue (and $1M+ ARR) within just 5 months.This is a thread on how we did it.

dee wanna wanga²¹² 🦦

securasimp

among us: a thrilling saga bitter sheevby not doing tasks gamer pro move boom body no more chocolate factory toilet paper heads the two times i vented infront of people

tef "duck detective" ebooks

tef_ebooks

[30 years into the future]me: you know netflix used to send films by postmy amazon smart watch: 0.3% Productivity loss detected. Hourly rate reduced to $1.12 for 7m21s. Please refrain