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Nigensei
Just so we’re keeping score; Japan has:• Bought out all the toilet paper and meat whilst refusing to stay home • Spread fake news that half of the COVID infections
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kari 🌺 #m4a
karicollz
It’s so funny to me how CT’s entire reputation is about being rich. It feels so far away in my pocket of CT that I was genuinely surprised when I
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Debbie Philp 🕉️🌲🐿️🐢🦎🏔️☮️
debbiephilp
When choosing a life partner, choose the one that will hold a toilet plunger on a 12lb snapping turtle's head for you.Going to the vet tomorrow for shell repair under
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Sarah Ní Riain
froodie
My mam has started making toilet roll tube critters every day and posting them to her fb and they're actually terrible but I love them so much! The latest installment
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Queen Fupa M.A., LPC ✨
_QuTee
Adult ADHD is sleeping/procrastinating most of the work day, and completing said work in the last hour and a half due to that good ole hyper-focused drive kicking in. Tasks
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Stacey
nerdygirl10111
Today I left the house for the first time in 18 days. I had to take my equipment back to work (changing jobs) and also get food.It felt surreal. I
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Brendan Paddy
bjpaddy
So if you're heading out for a walk in Scotland today, what can you do that wasn't within the guidelines yesterday? Full Ramblers Scotland advice below but highlights follow in
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Existing (LOOK AT PINNED BEFORE FOLLOWING)
ExistingFurry
Rating the Toilet Bound Hanako-Kun males I simp for, a thread. I know this is the most randomest thread I have made. 9/10He looks cuter without his hat honestly 7/10If
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relationships.txt
redditships
My (30M) Wife (29F) has started making me...finish after lovemaking in the toilet Forgot the link!https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/fz7npn
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Nick Beaudrot (DPA for space heaters & pavilions)
nbeaudrot
Democrats hold the Secretary of State's office in AZ, MI, PA (appointed but Ds have all row offices), and NC.Of the swing states Republicans only have the election administrator's office
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Munch Pudding
MunchPudding
My hooman should have been arriving in Tokyo today She is absolutely gutted that her trip is cancelled! So we will post pictures that will make her
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SNARKY by Nature☝👠🍷
thatsqueensnark
Reflections on the virus Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.I used to
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Carmela Faye
_carmelafaye
and so IT IS NOT EMBARRASSING TO POOP THERE AT ALL. Of course it’s noisome, but whose poop smells good? Cover your nose if you can’t take it BUT DON’T
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Konstantin Kisin
KonstantinKisin
The year is 2027 and the country is finally recovering from the pandemic, with Prime Minister Dawn Butler announcing a return to Tier 7, the lowest for years. Citizens will
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mike says please stay at home, thanks
MikeDiver
I bumped into Matt Le Blanc in an aeroplane toilet, like, actually bumped as he was coming out and I, in, due to timing so perfect Friends would deem it
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gotham teacher
gothamteacher
Here’s a #THREAD topic that’s a little different for the #schoolreopening conversation: pooping.We all know #everybodypoops. Many of us avoid it in public. But not everyone. Students poop. Teachers poop.
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