#Stupid

Beth, the neighborhood hearth witch

BethandCats

Friends if you're doing a whole turkey today/tomorrow is when you should move that fucker from the freezer to the lowest place in your fridge, in a plastic shopping bag.

Smokie_Kel

donatusm9

#TheMATTER is a very hilarious thread, it couldn't have come at a better timeI personally, had my load of laughs off it, whoever didn't laugh over a few of the

Ketan Joshi

KetanJ0

I still don't think the world has a good idea of how severe Australia's media racism is.https://twitter.com/PPantsdown/status/1267654927205101568 Australia's racist cartoonists are the visible tip of a big xenophobic iceberg. Th

👻 fenian horror official ® 💀

spooktaig

Why you should be protesting against ANY celebration of Northern Ireland centenary next year, a thread: NI was founded entire out of sectarianism, out of militant rejection of democratic opinion

Mike Shriver

VitalReps

I turned 33 todayHere are 33 simple tips for your fitness journey[Thread} Drink more water, trust me you're not drinking enough A minimum of 0.8-1G of protein per LB of

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_RaptorStrike

This thread is for the likes of @piersmorgan, @BethRigby, @Peston and the rest of the panic merchants at @BBCNews, @SkyNews et al. I am no medical expert, virologist or epidemiologist.

austin +

Glockstin

WEEKLY NEW MUSIC REVIEWWeek 1, A Thread: 1. Let Me Down - @OlivertreeAbsolute BANGER. Hopefully if there’s a social summer I can listen to this on drives. 10/10 2. 8lvls

RealisticBrah

RealisticBrah

Your Guide to Increasing Concentration Level-THREAD- You have always read, distractions reduce your concentration levelsWhat you don't know is the problem persists even after removing the sources of distractions I

ethan

ethanLUHTRAO

Common phrases used by Top Reds and OlesexualsA thread: "Trust the process"Meaning: To back the manager and team blindly regardless of the result because you are:1. Too dumb to think

Tejas Gutka

tgutka

I subscribe to numerous newsletters. I try and read as many as possible within the week they arrive in, although I miss quite a few. But there is one that

lex 🌩️

rnacden

I've had this scene in my head for a while, for a couple of reasons like Jeff's heartbreaking face journey and ultimate denial once he realizes how much that truth

Mistress Emma Evans

MelanieMoore

There have been at least four instances that we know of where peaceful protesters have been attacked with lethal weapons by MAGA outsidersIn every instance, the crowd used the least

samantha 💝 ceo of sondam

samanthapov

thread of me watching black clover starting from the end of episode 9 i dont like noelle but that was pretty badass ngl why is the ending song such a

Signor Ernesto

SignorErnesto

From St. Petersburg to Pandemic: stupid comments to @dottorpax & @nntaleb paper (https://www.nature.com/articles/s41567-020-0921-x)Disclaimer: i sincerely love Pasquale, he is the person I would like to be; great mathematician, great co

ellie FIDI ARI AND MICHI DAY!!

leedobaby

since not many people are uneducated on the behind meaning of durags, i will explain it in this thread, please rt to spread awareness.https://twitter.com/jekyllhive/status/1278711652322549763 here is the definition of a

jacq

jacq_once

About 3 years ago, I was struggling with the common question of how to treat women as a male. Should I betray my morals and treat like an asshole so