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Cabel
cabel
When we re-ordered our business checks, it had a free drop-down menu to add a piece of pre-approved clip-art, and I literally could not resist When the checks arrived, the
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venus wormwood
wormwood_stars
sitting outside watching the rain under sodium lighting and reflecting on the fact that everything i wanted a year or two ago is now impossible and that's okay even the
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mkjima 🔞
melodiekawajima
A bit of a showcase of our lovely Swolebucks employees to date.(Original Swolebucks Girl Julia presented by @DakoMeviant) Another by @DakoMeviant Kacie, by Higalack Corrine, by @quadratouring OC by @bubbnsfw
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Comic Boom! - Shakalaka Boom!
Metropolis40
Nobody who is paying attention thinks that Biden could hold his own in any kind of debate with Trump. Even diehard Biden supporters (privately) acknowledge this. There's a reason Biden
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spaghooter feast🦃
rudedelafontain
I got a lot of replies to my last tweet about the “what’re you looking for?” question from dating app matches along the lines of “I want them to be
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Sarah Churchwell
sarahchurchwell
One urgent thing the US and the UK can both do to restore their social fabric is to teach civics in the schools and advanced civics at universities. It is
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Marie/Jackie! SPOOKY TIME BITCH
deadpoolslut
Things you could do instead- Nair in their shampoo - hide thumb tacs in their room so they step on them - Use their tooth brush to scrub something nasty
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Dan Canon
dancanon
I got asked by students to be hooding faculty for my law school's graduation. I've gotten to do a lot of cool things, but to me this ranks among the
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Gino Fanelli
GinoFanelli
Thread: a word on fake news. Yes we know it's everywhere. I personally got wrapped up in a fiasco recently. I need everyone reading this to understand how pervasive it
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𝐤𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐚
fvuckers
thread of trippie redd, but as other stuff trippie sled (@wxrldrage) trippie bread (@BobbyFirmino_) trippie fed (@wxrldrage) trippie ed trippie fled trippie wed trippie shred trippie dread (@BobbyFirmino_) trippie spread
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#girlpower
LEMlLlME
every day i listen to mayday’s guitar solos against the nsr bosses and i sit there and ponder (insane guitar shred over edm) im going to share my favorites with
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jumping scared into the void h.o.e.
MsMeddle
After Bombardment, Sonya- Ilya Kaminsky #PoetryMonth Snowdrop- Selima Hill #PoetryMonth The Mesh- Kwesi Brew#PoetryMonth The Cathedral- Kofi Awoonor #PoetryMonth A Troubadour, I Traverse (excerpt)- Dennis Brutus #PoetryMonth Poet of an
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Andy Herren
AndyHerren
The remaining #BB22 houseguests as horror movie villains, a thread: Cody: JasonBoring yet effective. Known as one of the best, but also not known for anything particularly special. Gets the
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Callum McCarthy
clmmcrthy
The UFC is planning to stage fights at a secret island location during a global pandemic, flouting advice from anyone with the slightest shred of sanity remaining. Aside from the
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Deepti
MeDamselDee
One Facebook post & guy is arrested, his relatives' home burnt, policeman attacked, people murdered, violent Islamist mobs proceed to destroy/rampage, community leaders placate & start victim card orchestra, liberal
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abby!! 🏹✨🦋
toobusydaancing
day 2 of chloe tings 2 week shred challenge and i got my period this morning so! i hated everyone second of the workout but! i did it! day 3!!!
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