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Matthew Foster
BewareTheTattoo
If an odyssey is a long journey with many changes of fortune along the way, then this election year has met the criteria. Yes, there are months to go and
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tea with tolkien
TeawithTolkien
adam driver as lord of the rings characters sam gamgee frodo merry pippin boromir aragorn gandalf rosie cotton gollum sauron legolas gimli denethor faramir
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ππ₯Hellindaπ₯π Beatty
PoorRobin
I'm gonna take a second out of my morning trying to make my house livable again to talk to every #Democrat candidate who emailed me in the last 12 hours.
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benevolent ghost horse of the fanfiction deepstate
whyangelinawhy
Lord of the Rings characters as novelty bongs thread (1/?)Gandalf the Grey Frodo Baggins Aragorn, Son of Arathorn Sauron!!!! Samwise Gamgee Peregrin Took Meriadoc Brandybuck Boromir, Son of Denethor Eowyn
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Joe Wright
joe_jag
A repeated failure in teams I see is not setting aside time for improving performance. They are running a 100%+ on feature delivery and not picking up the items that
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Matthew Grave-Warden
thetowerofstars
Another quick #Tolkien thread. Once again, weβre looking at a difference between the movies and the books, once again Aragornβs a key part of it.Who else is a key part?
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John Bull
garius
I want a sitcom about Legolas and Gimli, in which they've fallen through a dimensional portal and are living in a small flat in Brooklyn.They have to work in the
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arthur maximoff
discoblood_
Recasting Tolkien movies using Sauron's Party, a thread. Disclaimer: this is based on the selfies you have sent me and is in no way meant to offend! https://twitter.com/davyarthurjones/status/1291480654559850496?s=19 https://twitter.com
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Stephen Losey
StephenLosey
The idea that the chairman of the Joint Chiefs should call in the military if Trump loses the election and refuses to leave the White House is an extraordinarily bad
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Robert Kearney
Robkearney1981
Millions have come to enjoy and love J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings trilogy but few know that the author privately told many that these works were based on a
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Jesse π―β°οΈπ¦π·
funeraIkisses
βΈ» The LOTR / The Hobbit characters as Mitski songs: a thread βΈ» Samwise: Strawberry Blond βΈ» Frodo: I Will βΈ» Arwen: Wife βΈ» Aragorn: A Horse Named Cold Air
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Congolesa Rice
judeinlondon2
Sauron founded the Brexit party.https://twitter.com/cpoffers/status/1121544872132055041 Radagast the Brown - floating Green voter who is leading Extincton Rebellion but still hates cops so heβs an anomaly Gandalf - reluctant Remainer sick
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otisabi
otisaga
he broke the law in presence of three other cops. they, too, need to follow.which is the reason why the prosecutor hesitated: if they immediately arrested 4 cops (over the
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ChancellorSRA
Pre-pandemic, someone in a church lesson once made a comment about her friend who was gay, and how he taught her this great life lesson. Even though it was a
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Odessaβ Oerlikon
khuriel
Fuck me sideways. Today is also my transversary.Two bitches living in their fantasy world to cope with their gender issues were born today. Too bad one ended up being a
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makeitslowerr
What if Gandalf rode a motorcycle instead of shadowfaxe One artists rendition This is now my lotr thread anyway legolas Wargs have been underutilized in band merch, fake fans The
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