#Real

Stefania 💕

StefaniaVillaTO

Me to my hairdresser:"I'd love for you to do my hair, but can we please not make it TRANSACTIONAL? I want you to WANT to do my hair. Your rates

natasha.

etheruaI

to my best friend, my roll dog , my twin, my sister. the one with the big ass and tiddies. trinity I love you. I love you more than anything

SilverZeo

silver_zeo

Okay... since a jerk user made a comic in very bad taste, they are now part of the annoying pile of "famous for being a jerk" that tends to happen

Jordan

JordanChariton

I disagree w/ @BernieSanders that it's "irresponsible" not 2 vote for @JoeBiden. At a time when already historic inequality, poverty, and CORRUPTION are skyrocketing via Coronavirus, accepting the neoliberal status

César Vargas

CesarVargas365

Oof. What a day. I believe there is merit to policing an identity, that is absolutely necessary for the material, mental, and spiritual well-being of a marginalized people—of their most

B A M 🤳🏽

kenyaaafuckonme

“I don’t gotta clear shit up” said the catfish. “Will never meet” said the catfish. “Always ppl worried about the next mf in life” said the catfish. Baby.... nobody has

Amna

AGlasgowGirl

Dad: how are we doing Eid this year?Me: you can’t go gupshup at everyones houses for this one, sorryMum: I think Nicola said it’s ok. Maybe we just go to

Daniel FULL DAD MODE Morris

urmother76

I designed an engine and hub assembly braking system based on boron magnets that have a 750/1psi. This is magnified through an electromagnetic coil causing 7000lbs x 750 pounds of

ZUBY:

ZubyMusic

I might go get an X-ray on my arm...It doesn't hurt and there is no sign whatsoever that's it's broken, but it could be an asymptomatic break. On my way

Gregg Gonsalves

gregggonsalves

Anyone who reads my tweets probably thinks of me as full of rage at this moment, but the main feeling I have when I wake up each morning is palpable,

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lullewojin

@10x_ent is a real company |A thread 1st of all , I don’t want you to believe that he is innocent I just want you to know that 10 X

Snofielf Leonard 🐝

leopard_sno

dropped half a 600ug tab n I’ve never done acid before wml gonna try killing sturhman again in Tarkov before I peak, I’m def noticing some minor shit rn I

Hana Michels

HanaMichels

Jared Kushner is one of those Porcelain dolls collected by old shut-ins who murdered their spouse. "Little business boy #00231 with blush adornment" All your replies are creeping me out

Sugabelly 🌕

sugabelly

So @Diddy held a panel titled “Black America & the Coronavirus” where everyone concluded Black Americans are dying more from the Coronavirus because of racism.Where were the doctors who will

Nitin Aggarwal

GeekyNitin

#hey vs #superhumanA on the unstated difference... Forget email for a minute;Imagine that you're sitting at a real desk, with 10 'real' envelopes in front of you.Some of them:•

Panthea Lee

PantheaLee

I have 5 invites in my inbox to "co-create the future”.I’ve architected, negotiated, led a lot of co-creation work. True co-creation. With stakeholders from diverse backgrounds (regionally, economically, politically, culturally)