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Andrew Leach
andrew_leach
I can't imagine why anyone would suspect that there could be any risk of political interference in AIMCO to advance political objectives. Who on earth would suggest such a thing?
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Biggies Malls
MoMoneyMoSaIah
If Dortmund had signed Harvey Elliott from Fulham, they’d be selling him back to a PL club in 2 or 3 years for £100m+.Don’t fucking @ me. This is how
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Kristina 👑
krissi_magee
I love how y’all think there is actually a “lesser of two evils” this election. Nope. Just pure evil. There is no good option. Just bc Joe doesn’t speak as
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Freedom♦️- 𝐎𝐡 𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲, is this a proposal ?
middleagewome
Aubrey Plaza in happiest season, a thread : - in her first scene she meet her ex girlfriend with her new girlfriend. - how tow in two second ( yes,
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Sara Hassan
Nursesaranp
Male patient in his early 20: is your husband in medicine too?Me: nope. He does other thingsHim: is he a good husband?Me: yes...he’s kind, supportive, funny. Everything I wanted.Him: do
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I judge people by the way they make their eggs. Prob a serial killer: Nope, still bad. A person with taste, we could get along Toast & feta & parsley??
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The Volatile Mermaid
OhNoSheTwitnt
To be a likable woman candidate just follow these simple rules: Don’t be old, don’t be young, don’t be middle aged, don’t be serious, don’t be funny, don’t be loud,
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Daditya
gettingthere88
Riots are never the answer!Will someone think of the property loss!?Targets are people too!How do you justify all the innocent lives ruined? Will Minneapolis ever be the same after this?
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Ingrid M
iMusing
the wrap of this week’s shitshow should be like see this is what happens when a monstrous and spectacularly incompetent government finally turns up to work at the institution charged
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Sarah cheeto mosquito frito
ScranSzitto
Okay so I have a wild story for y'all (thread) 48 hours ago (from this thread being posted) I started feeling some unusual pain in my lower pelvis but dismissed
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Brenden W. Rensink 📚
BrendenWRensink
Nope nope nope, a thread. This petition to make masks "optional" in K-12 schools is is a gut-punch to my family. My wife teaches elementary school music and this may
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Zed Mo
pareishann
"The happiest man on earth would look into the mirror and see only himself, exactly as he is," said Dumbledore as he explained to Harry how the Mirror of Erised
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Michael Hartl
mhartl
Phrases to avoid when discussing a difficult topic:ObviouslyOf courseIt is clear thatIt is easily seen that (I’m reading some math books right now, and if I see one more “Clearly…”
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John Calipari
UKCoachCalipari
Let me congratulate the @MiamiHEAT with an unbelievable season and playoff run. I’m proud of both @Bam1of1 and @raf_tyler, but the entire team showed all of our young players true
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CarAAAAAAAAH!! McGee
ohcararara
What is the wildest topping you enjoy on pizza? I've been thinking a lot about the pizza buffet I went to in Japan, and how good the mayo/fish roe pizza
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Dead Pan Nickabod
Contwixt
Lucy Van Pelt (she of "Peanuts" fame) is, upon further review, super-complex. Remember despite all of her aggression, Lucy's favorite thing to do is watch a kid play the piano.
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