#Motherfuckers

nico ! 💎| sona + oc lockdown

berribuun

banger tweets dsmp! nico would tweet as everything plays out: lmanburg war “if they let me on i would’ve ended the war with the power of money. life is futile,

herding 12 grown men into an elevator with a chair

nikiforcvs

my single sexiest piece of advice for new fic writers: write what You want to read. because even if you never post or finish writing a story, you will always

Dad That Writes ☕

dadthatwrites

spend hours cleaning the kitchen and it's fucking wrecked in seconds. FUCK!fucking thread it's sparkling. everything is in place. the kitchen's cleaned. finally i can breathe. the very air feels

Zatch / Jamie Houlding 🏳️‍🌈🦁🦊

DaAlmightyZatch

"... and if it's greedy to want to live, I suppose I'm greedy."THIS is what this fucking election means.I am a noted progressive. I supported Sanders on both campaign trails.

emptywheel

emptywheel

Sometimes, defendants say stupid things to incriminate themselves on prison phones. Landon Copeland, accused of assaulting cops, is busy in his first hearing demonstrating that he can't control his anger

🐰 lapin 🐰

limeangel1

im making this thread because this is an incredibly important topic to me and i will never shut up until it stops. (TW for pedophilia, grooming, child porn, all that

Clarkisha Kent

IWriteAllDay_

White people try to storm Area 51 every other year. But some fireworks are a bit too much to handle. Bit of a stretch, so to speak. And yes I’m

Nicky B.

nickpbennett

Like, can't we just move past this stuff? Hasn't religion served its evolutionary purpose? Especially in our current, ever-connected world? I know the internet and social media are far from

Elizabeth C. McLaughlin (she/her)

ECMcLaughlin

Hey, for those who want to understand the abuse addiction cycle to The Former Guy that I’ve been discussing the last few weeks on #ResistanceLive, the brilliant ⁦@selfcarehaven⁩ has this

spooky riley

RILEYDNI

me and my best friends’ take on the signs- a thread ARIES - very funny- fun - impulsive - lowkey toxic- very short temper - Loud TAURUS- very laid back-

Dear Misha

jihosmole

MUTUALS ONLY drop an emoji and ill write something about you. Relatively new oomf i think? Really nice and down to earth. Great choice of emojis Great listener, member of

fighterfloyd

fighterfloyd

Am I allowed to make a drunk thread? Alright here we go. @brvndonryvn / @ChromaHere , @srslyheidi @yoko_factor @ttauree @darebear_21 @_Chrispy35 @DaddiLopes @ImDawn_27 @NipzyGG @cassxalfie @chrismelSchleeb @sarahhsawyer @ShaeSizzle are the

Poseidonist

PhawnKnutsen

Gonna watch Jurassic Park and tweet about it like I have no idea what happens. What is in this crate? Jesus Christ these people may be overreacting. Geoffrey got stuck

alysha spoopy bean👻 (32 proofs!!)

Lamamama_x

This is just a thread where I go through this 'lovely joke' make be a girl accusing Tom of gr00ming her. It's for you motherfuckers who still believe it's true.

Clarkisha Kent

IWriteAllDay_

Gonna start yelling “I STUDY SORKIN!!!” in public places like the AppleCare lady when I’m feeling indignant Folx are tweeting waaay funnier AND thoughtful takes than I probably will,

saidah

BATSCROFT

currently rewatching succession: the way no one asked for this and will probably not care... Yeah but imma do it anyway patiently waiting for logan roy’s iconic “fuck off” lines