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Jessie
jessiestandsup
spent all morning trying to explain to size ten straight white girls why fat phobic oppression is not a prob for them and they are so angry at me and
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chaos is a ladder
SabeloMasiza
I’m never checking anyone’s phone the last time I did that I didn’t sleep my eyes were wide open until morning and I went to work my eyes were so
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Maria
NehoNana
This has always been a burning question for me. Why are Sidney and Charlotte so urgently trying to find Georgiana, know that she is heading to Scotland, and then wait
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sɪʀ ᴘᴇɴᴛɪᴏᴜs .
hissisms
it's getting harder to wakeup each morning ..the rush he once felt ,the adrenaline he once hadto keep going ,it was fading quickly .the light that once tookresidence in his
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distant yell.
oh_um_hey
One time I stole a framed picture of George W. Bush from a fraternity. Then I got outed for doing it and had to return their treasured Bush. Returning a
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Stacie Swain
StacieASwain
Despite a letter from the @bccla, I’ve been told that this morning unhoused people on Pandora St were woken up by VicPD & Bylaw officers redistributing the public safety ministerial
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D⭐U⭐G⭐S🇦🇺🌍Q̸̼͔͕̗͚̟̉̄̄🌏🇺🇸
Dugs
These Gronks in a rental car have been casing my neighbourhood for nearly a month now... building up a catalog of images of the group involved More to come
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Josh Webb
shwebb29
Yesterday my wife and I were working in our yard and found a little baby bunny that had clearly been attacked by something. It was missing an eye and looked
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Sarah DEMOCRACY IS BACK Parcak
indyfromspace
BAD DAD JOKE TIME: Why can’t we get a summer home along the water in Norway? It’s unafjordable(GO!) OK another: What do you call Mac n Cheese that gets up
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Lucas McDonald
lucmcd
Over 4.5 inches of rain this morning alone. Rogers, AR 8:30 am Lake Atalanta Lake Atalanta I give permission for media to use all videos in this thread they find
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pregnant mare rescuer
alexqarbuckle
Looking out my window this morning I saw a guy tie this dog up outside a building in the rain and walk off. No one came out to claim him
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Ken McGraw
KenMcGraw
I’m in an insane Facebook Christmas group and they are gearing up for Christmas in July. I haven’t been kicked out of the group yet, but I’m trying very hard.
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Jared Holt
jaredlholt
Good morning I am currently having to explain what the postal service does to a libertarian who thinks the internet can simply replace it This politics shit is awesome OK
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The View
TheView
.@TheView is all new every weekday morning on @ABCNetwork. During local preemptions in New York City area on @ABC7NY, @TheView can be seen on channel 7.2 on your antenna and
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Alison Paton🏴🇪🇺
alisonpaton__
Oh my god, family of 5 have just come from England to the AirBnB next to my house, I asked why they were here, the dad gave the answer of
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Michelle Noorali
michellenoorali
Y’all ever start on a simple refactor and then end up down a rabbit hole which results in a complete re-write of an entire package and doesn’t end till 3am
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