#Morning

no i not

freeze_no

My great aunt’s petty ass told my mom to come outside for a birthday surprise and didn’t even slow down Good morning... you’re all gonna get me in trouble for

Gregg Gonsalves

gregggonsalves

Anyone who reads my tweets probably thinks of me as full of rage at this moment, but the main feeling I have when I wake up each morning is palpable,

Aaron Coleman 🌹

Aaron4KS37

In all seriousness, feminism hasn’t got a chance so long as Donatism remains on the march. The progressive circular firing squad has done more to uphold the status quo than

Young Daddy

Toure

I witnessed a Black woman I know be arrested by Brooklyn police (88th pct) this morning and the reason was a totally bullshit charge. Thread I was sitting about 20

Kate // When in doubt *chugs wine*

JaskierOfRivia

Imagine Lambert meeting Jaskier, throwing a snide insult at him, and Geralt growls, baring and snapping his teeth.He puts a hand in the small of Jaskier’s back, supporting him, emboldening

taegi ⁷

tinietaegi

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xuxidiet

how i lost 4kg/9lbs in a week: a thread disclaimer! everybody has different body types and everyone’s body looses weight differently. keep in mind that what worked for me may

Sam Easterby-Smith 💚🐝🚲🚅

samsterby

Screw it, I’m going on a pretend holiday! So it’s 1965, look at all these places I can go, and of course how everything stops East of Nuremberg... I’m in

DrSally

DrSallyL

Sadly our Tesla was taken from us today.....@sydney_ev @_TeslaTom @TeslaGong @TeslaStraya @elonmusk @tesla Yesterday we heard a clunk in the garage, and did not think anything of it, the car

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vsuoria

wtf was that nightmare i hate it here genuinely think home invasions@ is possibly up there in my worst fear and my dream freaked me out bc it wasnt even

Nazrana Yousufzai 🌹

NazranaYusufzai

It just took her a violent argument to realize, she was 'homeless'. 1/many Shama stepped out of ‘his’ house and had nowhere to go. Suddenly, she was homeless. “Yes, they

Sing Blue Silver

DartmouthDogs

Good morning Halifax Twitter! I have a huge favour to ask. @daveanthony mentioned last night today is his son’s 11th birthday and he’s pretty sad. Can we send some corny

Hunkered Down Chopping Wood

MyNameIs_LEO

Morning thoughts on the draft pick.... im still not as upset as others because this is partly what I expected. I am interested to set if and when AJ starts

Katie Rabbithole

HoleLotOfRabbit

@curryspcworld A thread on awful service, and drunk customer service agents. I bought a dishwasher(currys own brand) back in april, it broke by may. I called to have it fixed

David Sia

Professor_Sia

"What is more satisfying than a successful intubation? Saving the patient from having to be intubated at all"Happened to me last duty, lung CA patient with persistent hemoptysis, O2 sat

ByJohnLMicek

ByJohnLMicek

A thread: Obtained this memo from @RepTurzai to all #PaHouse members informing them that House schedule had been altered to add 4/13 (Mon) as a non-voting day, and 4/14 as