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Meggnog🎄🎅🏻
MeganRose9081
Last night I had a dream that there was an alligator in my room, so naturally I called someone to come remove it. When they got there I said, "I
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check📌 Katie Mcgrath, is a motherforking goddess
katieisagoddess
Thread of smau’s in my bookmarks!!(Please, feel free to send me some more so I can add them to the list!) A supercorp Charlie’s Angels au!https://twitter.com/luthorscult/status/1211473380991553536 Fake dating au!https://twitter.com/soaringxskies/stat
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Dr . Ethi 🎈
Bogan_off
சாணியடி அடிக்கிறான் பகுத்தறிவு பண்டாரங்களே 1 ஆடு திருடு போகல திருடு போன மாதிரி கனவு கண்டேன்3 என்னானே தெரியாம கம்பு சுத்திட்டு கேங் பேங் பண்ணிட்டு திறிறானுங்க வைக்கம் வீரராம்இங்க வாயேன் இவனே பெரிய பொம்பள பொறுக்கி
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erik misses sab 🥺🥺🥺
SabsCarpunder
Sabrina Carpenter killing the entire fandom over & over again: a thread
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ally; offgun au 📌
allyphnswt
Gun Atthaphan with ice creams ; a reall short thread gun atTOPhan [end of thread] and thats really not reall omg
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theo 𖤐
jetbIackmiIa
aot live tweet yup she’s gonna be my fav WHAT THE FUCK ?!???? I HATE IT HERE ALREADY AMEN they always kill of the blondes, so i’m predicting it now
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Gerg
Gergyl
"The Prime Minister is a genuine Christian who is open about his faith – he is going to pray about everything, often, and yet when evidence emerges he has been
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kat ⁷ ☻
acmarshaI
ok i’m gonna make another island hunting thread right here now 1. oh blanche ur cute but skip 2. eunice!! used to be a fave... key words used to
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Safarnamaaa
𝒁𝒐𝒚𝒂 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒒𝒖𝒆𝒆𝒏 ~ 𝑨 𝒕𝒉𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅 Zoya puts way too much effort for her friends. It’s not a bad thing but i just want her to preserve her energy
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Shirley-Anne McMillan
shirleyannemcm
Today I need: words from NI which are not swears but which denote 'd*ckhead' as strongly as possible. 'Eejit' is a bit too light. I'm thinking more like 'glipe'. Anything
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zay
zayjones11
i was just at a local home goods store w/ my cousin getting furniture for my place when an elderly white woman approached me at the check out counter. she
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Thing 1
stardrewvaIIey
Hey cutie, I'll link it belowhttps://twitter.com/SIW0NNI3/status/1246341963395354626 I'm dumb I replied to your tweet instead of my quote pp brain anyway,https://open.spotify.com/track/3YEbLhXRDPTtctnb3ddg8g?si=at47hl_JRhGguzJqJUrsLA
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Joe Hagan
joehagansays
Is anybody going to give one good flying fuck what Donald Trump has to say after January 20th? When his power is gone, he'll be gone, too. He's a brand
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💙Stephanie Coughlin
drstephcoughlin
Winter is here. Numbers of younger children presenting to GPs practices is increasing, many have symptoms that can overlap with COVID-19. There are lots of questions from primary care about
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Richard Geoghegan
RichardGeogheg9
The Covid Arms is OPENING at 3pm. No curry or apple tart available. Sorry for the inconvenience. Just pulling up the shutters folks!! I have the painters in
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cæruleus 🧈 // DON'T out now ♡
hoseokmymuse
❀ Promise by Jimin (@BTS_twt)A self-explanatory thread completely based on my own interpretation. It's my first time writing this, so don't hesitate to point out the mistakes, I'll be thankful
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