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deaddsouth

there’s something wrong with my car. it may be the battery, it’s been difficult to start. I really didn’t want to take anymore work until I finished my current queue,

Grover Underwood Loves You!

GroverLovesYou

Please remember to use lots of hand sanitizer when you go out! Especially before touching your face, doorknobs to your house, door handles, anything you may touch later on! Make

The Headstone

jez_kitan

....if his fiancée had made his tea. Well, the flask was empty as well. So he called Miss B to ask what happened. Miss B responded by asking Mr A

St. A 🌕

StAwesume

I got Broccolo to get the hell off of my island, and I saved up 90,000+ nook milesHere's hoping I get Tangy or Ankha. Even if I like any other

Obsolete Man

WhoaBudChill

I'd rather die from this wretched virus than continue living on as a failure. I've accomplished nothing in my life. I'm proud of the steps I've taken to better myself,

Magic Lottie

MagicLotti3

Vent thread incoming! this ones about a former friend who ghosted me literally last night!since i don't know their real name im gonna go with their discord name since it

Candice Malcolm

CandiceMalcolm

The lesson of the day is that you can be an awful person who judges people based on narrow stereotypes ("hockey culture" is full of unworldly, bullying "white boys"), but

Oliver Willis

owillis

we aint gonna wonk ourselves out of this hole, folks. i know my fellow liberals are well-meaning on this but you're just not going to sway people by dropping fact

Barbara Pinho

BarbPinho

Want to improve your #scicomm skills during this quarantine? Here, have a list.I've been having a blast with so many great (and FREE) resources so maybe you'll like them too

Nico

PAWA_WEV

The 2nd of August 2018 was the worst night in my life, an unforgettable mistake, that left me with a scar on my arm. The 2nd of August 2020 was

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ARPPoisoning

Email from a friend at Butner Federal Prison where there are 59 confirmed cases of #COVID19 there: They emptied Hatteras east and spread everyone into the other three dorms so

Rogue Cache

roguecache

Hey ya'll I have turnip prices at 415 bells right now. If anyone wants to come, reply to this tweet and I can send over a Dodo Code? I want

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reallynotjin

it's bts jungkook's birthday. u can't recognise anyone on ur tl. u scroll faster & faster, all the names blurring into 'JK day'. the clock ticks closer to 12 am

hyper relevisation

Eve6

i don’t understand the reductionist claim plz illuminate me in good faith. if we made the conversation about class wud it not galvanize black, brown, asian, white working and poor

Victoria Freeman

v_j_freeman

Frankie Boyle’s easy shimmy into the hard/far left clique despite being a truly grotesque misogynist really does make me wonder whether hatred of women isn’t actually fundamental to their politics.

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iyobosakelly_

Dear someone, You gave her Meat and later found it in the trash, please don't take it personal. She may ve watched a sibling die mysteriously, mourn for a friend