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meryween ; TIRED TIRED SEA RIGHTS
fallngthruwalls
'Tired Tired Sea' best quotes ; a thread DISCLAIMER: it will obviously include spoilers, so be aware of that if you check this thread. "The wind howls early in the
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Carlos Osweda
COsweda
THREADI want to illustrate how @realDonaldTrump fights.Those of us who study him know THIS: Trump himself has confirmed that he plays by Sun Tzu's rules.From 2012.https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/225244643837751296 From 2012.h
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Kim Rohrer
kimskitchensink
This morning, my 4yo wanted to talk about Passover (because it’s Rosh Hashanah, so she’s thinking about Jewish holidays, I suppose). And she LOVES the Passover story. She has such
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lj ٩(^‿^)۶
nayutasahis
ooh this looks funhttps://twitter.com/pentagonisms/status/1019658480242679809 food m //at the moment it’s ‘perogays’ (like ‘pierogis’)https://twitter.com/pentagonisms/status/1019658481924820992 nope and honestly i can’t remember
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Klance Dreams {megan} 🌻
klance__dreams
Keith always having a higher body temps than Lance bc of his Galra genes Lance being extra susceptible to the cold of space bc “I’m Cuban ok!’Lance always finding excuses
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maiks⁷
jikookfairies
times when bts outsold comedy shows ; A THREAD jimin, hoseok and namjoon finding a hiding taehyung one by one namjoon: oh god I wanna hear some koreantaehyung: what are
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this is cassie trying
dramaIovesme
folklore by taylor swift as fictional relationships the 1- angie + will “we were something, don’t you think so?rosé flowing with your chosen familyand it would’ve been sweet if
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Son of Baldwin (Robert Jones, Jr.)
SonofBaldwin
Let's play #NameThatFilm! It's okay to colonize land and sacred burial grounds of Indigenous peoples as long as you don't forget to move the bodies. #NameThatFilm Never forget: white women
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THE RENAISSANCE FÜHRER ☠️
BeATopPredator
SANDEEP MAHESHWARI POSTED A VIDEO PROMOTING SO CALLED'HEALTHY MASTURBATION'This is a thread destroying this degenerate idea. Mediocre's can be heard sayingMasturbation can actually be good for your health both mentally
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Sky⁷ ♡'s bts
fvckintae
My irls clowning themselves: an entertaining mess Let's start with our og clown @kthsugarkiss/@jksugarkiss This is how she reacted to the og thread Remember your censoring kids Ft @jinsaphrodite on
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パリサ
PaxxxSiN
"Learning Japanese with S!Nさん 1"!Yesterday i was watching his Livestream and he said"Iranai"several times!i thought he's talking about Iran!then i understand Iranai(いらない)means"No need/i don't nee
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S’bu 🐺
sbusteezkat_
Fuck okes I must share one of the most heartbreaking but also one of the funniest stories I’ve ever heard . Like I feel bad for laughing but yoh I
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Think Defence
thinkdefence
This is a tale of extreme boredom, rough and ready improvisation, untalented bodging, tinkering in the garage to avoid doing the dishes and totally not 'as camp as a row
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hoho beom
defbeomjae
— GOT7 in moments before they kiss you (mapankit kayo eh) #GOT7 #갓세븐 @GOT7Official ʙᴇᴏᴍɪᴇ- annoyed that he cooked the last packet of cheesy ramyeon that you saved
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Sam Dylan Finch
samdylanfinch
Hello this is a Twitter thread that I will be periodically updating with things my boyfriend has said in their sleep during quarantine. You’re welcome in advance. Context: @peterdakota can
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ᴋɪᴋɪ 📖 ᵐ°ᵈᵘ
cherrybxxxmbz
・ 。∴。 * ・゚*。・ ・ *゚。 * ・ ゚*。・゚。 ・。°*. ゚* ゚。·*・。 ゚* ゚ *.。。 ・ * 。・゚*.。 * ゚・。 * 。 ・ ゚ 。 TCGF Reading Thread
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