#Jokes

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xkhads

here have a thread of me missing him :) i remember when we used to be on ft, and he would just smile and stare at my face, and it'd

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JohannesTEvans

fun question: if ur the only trans comedian in the room and every comedian before u has made tired jokes abt how "kids id as anything these days" or how

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tropicanapussy

my professor just started off the zoom class by saying “we are going to talk about p0lice brutality do we have any blue lives matter folks in here so i

Kirsten de Wolf

k_dewolfwrites

MONKEYS ON A CHAIR.Hear me out on this one. It's about the toxicity that's been going around in the JD community. I've seen people having some very intense interactions with

sailor mercury

sailorhg

hey @nintendoamerica #acnh localization team! you've done an amazing job with this and every other ac, translating jokes and puns cleverly, making the game a joy to play no

Felipe Juan

soyfelipejuan

I've been meaning to do this, but I'm done with my first year of my PhD. Here's a few takeaways: Study with others! Do it, do it, do it! Be

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XOtesfaye

THE POLICE ARE SHOWING UP AT PPL'S RESIDENTS AND PUTTING THEM IN PSYCH WARDS AFTER PROTESTING AND POSTING WHAT THEY LIKE TO CALL "RADICAL" TWEETS ONLINE PLEASE BE CAREFUL EVERYONE

twerk cat

youhgos

cw: transphobia, ableism, racism, and outing this has been going on for the course of maybe half a year and a majority of the people who have been harassing me/threatened

Gareth Dennis

GarethDennis

So... £1bn for a few stretches of dual carriageway on a road that would be better served by average speed cameras and on a corridor that would be better served

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SH4RPESTLIV3S

mmm frank appreciation thread because some of you guys make fun of him too much LOOK AT HIM!! HES SO CUTE!! WHEN I SEE HIM I SMILE SO HARD AH

julie

juliephayer

sure working in social is cool but it’s also overly demanding & fucked upbeing attacked online for tweets you didn’t even postreplies saying to kill yourself cause of a typoseeing

Shawn

justbreatheluvv

I'm usually on here for sports and jokes but I wanted to share something. For the 1st time in my life I really struggled w some mental health issues this

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iceiceninja

You Americans have hardened my heart more than you can even imagine, at this point I hope this entire country burns to the ground. Some mfs don’t expect you to

Omary Mwaimu

OmaryMwaimu

THREAD: The only part they told us about *Entrepreneurship* was that we would be our own bosses. *But* They never told us that we would fail many times before we

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goinsupernova

If you're white and want to be actively anti-racist please read this.Stop letting your friends say the n-word when listening to rap songs. Stop letting your friends use AAVE when

Jared Yates Sexton

JYSexton

This is in reference to the Day of the Rope from the Turner Diaries. It’s a fantasy among white supremacist terrorists of mass executions at the start of a racial,