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BlitzyIII
1 - I have fucking had it up to here with being lied about behind my back. First of all @narpu I didn't cheat on my partner on like you.
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UpSkillYourLife
UpSkillYourLife
12 Practical Hacks To Train Your Brain. - Thread - 1. Use Your Non-Dominant Hand. - Using your non dominant hand strengthens your mind. - This would be challenging and
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•Area boy•🀄
BennyBr_
1. As a young guy growing up I always believed in myself. People told me I couldn't make it, a teacher once told me 'you can never make it'. I
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@Burneracc0unt_ READ PINNED.
Burneracc0unt5
I'm gonna clear up some things, Yes i am @burneracc0untt_ first off, i apologise for everything and the horrible tweets i made about telling people to kay why ess, I
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The Levantine Byzantine (Rûm)
ByzLevant
I'm divided on France. On one hand the old secularist in me from +10 yrs ago cartoons will cry out about freedom of speech. On the other hand it
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enbysani
ateez being Men : a thread on dick jokes "which body part are you most confident in" "bulleo bulleo" mingi and
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Kinsey @ HYPE????
JudgementKinsey
wanted to get something out that's been rattling around in my brain for a while: why exactly top/bottom shit becoming such a meme has been so offputting to me and
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ranpo loves you and june is best girl
ranposan_
why you should cancel me,a thread. 1. I'm dumbI'm literally so dumb, there's no need to explain this point. 2. I'm illiterateI have to write a sentence at least five
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ray noooor
zokufuuki
2021 danganronpa fandom discourse predictions someone will somehow dig up old character design sheets from the ndrv3 development that states chabashira is a lesbian. hell breaks loose over whether that
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Semi Frequent Sonic Facts
semifreqsonic
According to the official Sonic the Hedgehog Twitter, every piece of Sonic media, crossovers included, is canon. My contract mandates that I specify that this is simply the cheeky claims
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Shay / Rae :) 🏳️🌈
raejuniper
EXPOSING H*LID*Y INN E*PRESS THREAD (my opinion based on my experience!) today me and my gf started our 1st day of work with the company. We did not finish our
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jenny
ultjackbb
live tweeting watching Candace against the universe so I won’t lie, I started this thread 23 minutes into the film but I will put my honest reactions 1) I
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Ndapandula from Ongwediva
_Ndapandula
I am soo disappointed by the remarks, the ugly humour, the jokes, the hateful suggestions, the disgusting tribal remarks some of you made about the truck driver. That man did
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Efam Harris
iefamharris
I’m not a relationship expert, but let me state this. Every relationship has what is referred to as the honeymoon phase. This phase is characterized by heightened emotions, excitement, enthusiasm.
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shawn lawrence
_SalvorHardin
Stunning analysis from @FiveThirtyEight on the political and interpersonal dexterity of Joe Biden: [through stifled laughter] "he's good in intimate settings...he does the kind of laying-on-hands type of politics...it's very
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Yamai
ydcoal
Hi @toluogunlesi, my sister-in-law was among the 3 dead students found today from Greenfield University. We are all trying to unpack our feelings. People’s children have become sports for bandits
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