#Jokes

Adam Best

adamcbest

This Sacha Baron Cohen ADL speech is phenomenal. He absolutely torches Mark Zuckerberg for his moral failings at Facebook. Everybody needs to see this. Sacha Baron Cohen says the Silicon

Munchkin 💕

_NothingToSay_

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boba fett✨ !!

sleepyfetts

tw: // ray park situationi really don't know what to say about this situation. i think everyone's scared and worried about everything going on, rightfully so. i'm going to try

Ivy’s Wife 🏳️‍🌈

Rainbow_Wxtch

Lesbian women can sleep with men for a variety of reasons.Denial: some women aren’t ready to accept their sexuality yet and so they will keep sleeping with men to prove

casual chubbi

DustyToonLink

i wish i was a better personlike for a lot of people, being nice and happy and inclusive of others comes so naturally to them?? i don't get it i

James Moran

jamesmoran

Also, from RTD: This line feels written. Me: Yes, I wrote it...? RTD: No, I can hear YOU, not the character. It's the writer showing off, not the character speaking

Jeff Rueter

jeffrueter

Gonna just start tweeting Laffy Taffy jokes to break up the timeline.A thread: Q: How do you get an alien baby to sleep?You rocket. Q: What do you call a

R.Сам 🦋🐏

Logo_Daedalus

"Logo, you don't even look like you could approach me in an alley & ruthlessly strip me of my clothes & then fuck my ass! How am I supposed to

sol ⁷ bts poly truther 🏳️‍🌈

teIepathy_mp3

hmm what’s interesting is that one of the reasons kpop companies have dating bans and don’t want news of their idols dating to get out is so that their idols

Jaymee Goh

jhameia

So there's a criticism of @ant33ater starting the #MakeSchoolASaferPlace hashtag to talk about the rape apologist, probably-most-definitely-a-rapist phys ed teacher that still strikes me, because it's so repetitive, and the

JAM

ctrlyummy

reasons why you should unfollow and stop supporting dom, a thread: he not only slut shames women but children as well and before yall decide to defend him by saying

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DIOLUVBUG

Ayr I'll come out and sayI deactivated cause I feel like I have no sense of anything here, I have a couple good friends, the rest of yall annoy me

real weird themster

jaymanji_

i am officially renaming @ShutUpTim's class "Person, Woman, Man, Camera, TV" i brought up big brother already, i'm a loser he is very responsive to students' needs and better at

Em ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

infp_things

I have this issue where I can pretty accurate determine if someone’s a P or a J through a dating app convo and I immediately want to stop talking to

Irenes (many)

ireneista

We have a privacy joke, but don't worry, it's not targeted at you specifically.https://twitter.com/mcmillen/status/1286784453239615489 We have a privacy joke but you need to opt in to personalized avertising before you

Ukhti Syra ⚯͛△⃒⃘

halalpixie

Okay so it’s deaf awareness week! I’m going to do a very short thread of things to do or not do when talking to me, a deaf person 1- Do