#Jokes

Alasdair Stuart

AlasdairStuart

Really quick as I do a couple of other things, this month is cruel for creatives, I usually find. Even without the (gestures outside) there's a lot of self doubt,

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dionysianvalor

a good deterrent to prevent female peers from considering your man? indifference.─ thread i had a bf & one broad made it no secret that she fancied him by always

JalapeñoJelly

jalapeno_mac

My child was raped. She had surgery a few months later. As she was waking from anesthesia, she began having trauma seizures. We had no idea what was going on,

Daniel Summers, MD

WFKARS

If any of you young gays are looking for a show to binge, may I humbly suggest Absolutely Fabulous? Fair warning to Americans: be prepared to have no idea why

Alisa

AlisaADHD

Symptoms I didn't know were #ADHD related:(an incomplete list, in no special order, however they come to my mind) 1. Broken jewelry: Bracelets and watches were constantly broken because I

Keola

MrKeola

I’ve spent much of the day processing the death of a friend who was an ER doctor. He died a few hours after we had dinner. He shared some of

PRESIDER

iam_presider

So I was watching this video of Chadwick Boseman before he died and I realized something. These comments are the representation of social media today. ‘People genuinely showing concern, People

Stepha

HeyStepha

hey @darth i am fostering kittens with colds and every morning they get medicine and eye cleanings so we turn them into #purritos for ease of application... their sweet grumpy

love, sammie ♡

sitcomsfelix

sending bad puns to @AnthonyTurpel until he sends one back, a thread hey @AnthonyTurpel, what kind of car does a sheep drive? a suBAAHHru alright, @AnthonyTurpel, here's another: how does

Ramona 🌿

thenewbrunette

Today was awful. Worst anxiety and depression I’ve had in years. Several panic attacks. My mental health has been so much better recently, but it just goes to show how

spooky 🥀☭

comradespooky

there’s a trend for women accounts on here to get obsessive reply guys that respond to everything right after following you, and they’re always nice. then they dm and you

soul nate

MNateShyamalan

are you serious “I hate a the cancel culture!” said Giuseppe Stromboli. “The muggles a criticize me online for my hateful views and I have a no time to a

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tbymay

#angelaisoverparty : a thread blocks me after she says she wouldn’t doesn’t like my really funny jokes constantly blocks and wants to divorce me bullies me 24/7 can’t spell doesn’t

Rubi

Rubi_

If you are reading this thread because I linked you, it's because you're the nth person to present one of the same old arguments supporting and defending online harassment/abuse. If

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ksj_mooon

Why the BTS related youtuber ChimChimTrash should be cancelled: a thread Refers to Africa as “poor”, then goes on to say it’s a ‘joke’ as her humour is ‘edgy’

Sonia Sondheim

SondheimSonia

it’s fun being Jewish on twitter bc once a month there’s an anti semitic hashtag trending and sometimes like right now there’s 3 so yeah it’s going great out here