#Jokes

#FortWorth City Council is getting started. That Lindwood apartment complex is back. Looks like about two dozen signed up to speak, split basically in half in opinion. Council will extend
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I've never watched Transformers: The Last Knight, and for some reason I've decided to watch it now, at midnight... I'm going to be live-tweeting it in this thread.I guess I
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THREAD Dear Twitter friends: Many of you know that one of the reasons I have had some high levels of stress that changed my behavior in the last couple of
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she-ra season 5 reaction thread because i binged the entirety of the show from halfway through season 1 up until the end of season 4 during the past few daysso
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Iā€™m @JesseDavidFox, and welcome to #vulturemovieclub, Click Edition. Click is Adam Sandler's movie about the relationship between predatory capitalism and our fear of death. Also, it has very big fart
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Sorry to the people in the threads/quote tweets but as someone who actually deals with supernatural shit on a daily basis, I really have no idea how yall can have
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this is army memories
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Ndakhe ndajola ne catfish kanene apha (old account) Worse part is when I bumped into the real person e Vincent park, ndayobulisa with excitement ndaske andaziwa tuu Okay
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The other day I bought a thesaurus, but when I got home and opened it, all the pages were blankā€¦I have no words to describe how angry I am. My
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Most people have seen the George Floyd mural in downtown SLC, but may not know about the other murals alongside him that memorialize Utah victims of police violence. We should
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Gratitude Journal. entry #8,Ā 10/7/2020A thread https://allthingsonelove.com/2020/10/07/gratitude-journal-entry-8-10-7-2020/ Why keep a Gratitude Journal at all? (This is the saaaaaame intro for every Gratitude Journal entry. It's here
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I said I'd start a thread called #ThankABoomer where I looked at aspects of life that have got better specifically because women in that cohort fought really hard against sexism.
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Moots appreciation thread: https://twitter.com/ItzYienTuan/status/1303542824370147328?s=20 https://twitter.com/ItzYienTuan/status/1303545502944890880?s=20 https://twitter.com/ItzYienTuan/status/1303544157823291392?s=20 @sani_wjs Hi~ Thank y
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I will soon be giving a talk in which I read mean tweets. Please reply to me with mean tweets; you folks haven't been mean enough.To assist you, in this
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#WhoHeldMyHand is a tribute to some of the men and women who gave me a break or helped to shape my career. I start with the man who opened my
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seventeenā€™s dino appreciation thread!! iā€™d like to start by saying heā€™s more than just ā€œfuture of kpopā€. when you call him that youā€™re slapping a generic type of nickname on
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