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hisevilforest

my wife has started calling the counter with our ridiculous selection of loose leaf teas "Tea City" and now I have to write a tea shop au where XY is

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jennaHBZ

I have avoided saying anything on #firezackhall because I work 40 hours a week and am generally already mentally exhausted and I've progressed past involving myself in online stuff, but

MALUME ZANO

ZanoUrban

CANDLE FLAMES | Before you blow out that candle [A Smallanyana Thread] The use of candles, contrary to popular belief, is not a recent trend. They've been used greatly

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ForAvarosa

I hate when our thoughts combineCause it becomes this and I just ???? We have reached the "FUCK GO BACK" stage of our conversation Welcome to my Eugene thread. He

David Mendes

YouActualized

To celebrate 5k, I decided this was only right.I wrote my first tweet two months and a half ago.Today, I want to help out all of those that are starting

Fred Wellman

FPWellman

Going to review some of Trump's biggest failures with the military and veterans community this week as we approach Nov 3rd. Let's start way back and remember Trump's long history

BankerX

Banker__X

Wall Street Investment Banking & Finance opportunities open to Africa. All the application links all in one place [Mega Thread] #BankerX Focus is on the "best kept secrets". Global Investment

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lysztomania_

If I had to choose a fav stage from yesterday it'd be Siyeon's Now, gayness aside, it was rly sexy but that's not the point, or well, it is. I

John Reed For President (I'm back!)

Not_Real_John

This is my crush. Watch her special - it's amazing.Link: https://youtu.be/kD9bm1EFSpI #Comedy #StandUp #StandUpComedy #Funny #LizMiele https://twitter.com/lizmiele/status/1264950110607327233 This is Trolling! Propaganda! Make it s

dom 🖤 shooter for idle

sunflowersoyeon

why the hate against gidle has went too far, a thread on how they became stan twitter's punching bag and why they don't deserve it. before i start, i want

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WellsLucasSanto

i mention this a lot, but the tweets always seem to mysteriously get buried. a reminder elon musk is *not* the founder of tesla nor of its technologies. he bought

Shaggy (HBD Hosa)😘

Shagufta_Shah48

This year is all about number for you @ArshKiBehanHosa In August you have completed 10yrs (a decade) on @Twitter & Silver jubilee in your life So lets start you b’day

atutsie 🥂📯 @ READ IN/SPECTRE MANGA

mamorumeowno

doing this for this chaotic couple 1. Kuro, he's silent but his affections are constant. He knows what kotoko needs without her telling him. 2. Calling out each other for

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kockodile

//shakes 8ball After that very consensual happenings, heres some super fucky shit!!!@OkutaKagero bc u gave me brainworms and ilu sm AFO/OFA// incest + forced feminization + crossdressing + obsession +

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yashironezuko

unsaid thoughts about the water pillar, giyuu tomioka (a thread) this is going to be looong.. thanks in advance to everyone who will read it until the end ^^contains manga

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todxrxki

five times kuroo wouldn't shut up about kenma (and one time kenma wouldn't shut up about kuroo) -- a kuroken threadfic. 1. the door slams shut behind kuroo as he