#Jokes

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hoteldejoon

bts as muslims; a thread namjoon (na3eem)- the halal friend.- the perfect ابن- cries during sujuud.- drags his squad to the masjid with him.- parents love him.- snaps his

Biocatarus-3

EnderWorlder

For my first @MegaConstrux #MEGAathome post, I’ve decided to do a thread discussing their underrated and sadly archived #Destiny line.My plan is to cover what the line as a whole

Lovers’ Guide 💟

guideforlovers

· The Kind Of a Man All Women Fall For ·[Sorry ladies for revealing our secrets!]/ T h r e a d / Women don't fall for the same men

Ol Dirty Mooch

OlDirtyMooch

The “89” stacked by player ...89 cards I pulled and collected back in the 90’s that I just got back from PSA today. A thread... Apparently I was a little

manda🐚

goldenlhh

my opinion on the zodiac signs from experience (i’m a scorpio)— a aries - always ready to fight a bitch- bubbly- competitive- insensitive- adventurous asf- prioritizes self-care, but often

hbg

soulaids

NOTES https://twitter.com/soulaids/status/1191778647885008897?s=21 https://twitter.com/soulaids/status/1193528631676456961?s=21 https://twitter.com/soulaids/status/1193852997421289473?s=21 https://twitter.com/soulaids/status/1194499355199209472?s=21

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Manal_nala

Y’all do the same with this girl. Let’s find her school @CVHSMrsCox I’m sure as principle you have morals and expect your students to represent your school as an

Yahya’s Wife 💍

ariesreadtoo

The Recovery (New Beginnings #3) by @_nicolefalls about nanny/aspiring golf pro Parker Drew and pilot Kelly Steward. Parker is a full-time nanny to Chloe, Dylan and Ardelia Steward. I love

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shinluv95

pentagon as jojo's bizarre adventure characters: a thread if it flops, ©ube posted this i hope jj stans who hate kpop dont find this bc some of them are extremely

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flutterbat333

★ ۰ ໋࣭ why and how you should censor the names of kp0p !d0ls or an!m€ characters on edtwt - a thread bc some of you clearly need it let’s

jia🧃

exhaustcd

my biased opinions on zodiac signs that nobody asked for aries- pretty as FUCK- seriously stop doubting yourself- charismatic and naturally funny- always there to support your friends when they’re

zico🦴| cr:one piece

mistaspit

Yall need to stop attacking people over hating your comfort characters, saying you want ti fuck animals isnt funny, yall ran dazais double s*icide shit to the ground, yall call

Matthew Walden

sneakdoorbeta

To commemorate the 35th anniversary of Super Mario Bros., I’m going to use this thread to share little things I love about all the Mario games I play this month.

yuta catboy ♡

qtyujoh

Johnny's love language with each NCT 127 member, a thread Taeil:- makes him mad on purpose - "taeil and I are the best combo"- calls him all the time- "taeil

Josie Jaffrey

JosieJaffrey

Every Friday night, I watch a different vampire film and lightly live-tweet it.Tonight’s offering is SUCK (2009).Join me at 7pm BST for vampirey fun!#VenioVideoVampiro Go go go for rock vampires!

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spiltheice

en vrai elles verront pas mais ducoup j’ai trop envie de faire un thread sur pq j’aime autant pettigrow chan et qu’elles sont devenue trop importante pr moi en 4