#Jokes

cupcakegirlbitch

cupcake67821433

TW// Racism, homophobia, xenophobia, and anti-semitism WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE DREAM SMP MEMBERS [A THREAD](Post contains technoblade, Wilbur Soot, and Schlatt (ofc)) BEFORE I START! If you aren’t the targeted

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eternalvuu

Im sorry. Some of us asians do not condone this type of behavior. Also @ the asian community, we really need to discuss the internal racism that exist. This is

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hekxate

sylvain is like “haha teachhhhhh assaulting a fortress is like asking out a girl!! you have to get lasts the defences, and then make your move. if we were to

𝐣𝐞𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐭 𝐠𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐫𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐚 𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐨🧟‍♂️

disco_socialist

ugh, twitter is giving me a sad today. this exchange. "very efficient"?citation needed. what's wrong with it is that I don't really like the idea of these murderers being a

Jessica 🐇🐇🐇

RancidGinger

I’ve been accused of a lot in the last 24 hrs. The victims and I are “the gop” doing a “hit job” we’re “bots” my friends are all “bots” and

fishbowl

atomicfishbowl

"John Krasinski should be cast as-" I don't have any opinion on Krasinski being cast as Mr Fantastic beyond the fact that it's about as overdone as "Deadpool joins the

Hold My PomPoms Bitches

Scattered211

I want to make something in my crockpot. Yes. That's right. I have a crockpot. I'm 23 years old and I have a crockpot. Let the jokes begin. please note

mike 🥤

partypoizons

this is a different note but uh...the way you guys will be like oh g*rard has a this kink and mikey did this with pete and i bet franks into

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giyuuthighs

he's a cishet man and proceeds to make fun of they/them pronouns and neopronouns, even after being told multiple times what he's doing is wrong. tw // malnourishment-------he has made

lex

D0NGHANS

hi uhh ive been meaning to say this soas someone with a dissociative disorder, here are some things id appreciate if other people knew most things here arent >just< about

Zero

Zero0Ex

i genuinely have no idea what must go through someone's head to block nikuthe dude is literally vibing 24/7 and doesnt actually do anything wrong its so fucking pointless to

Jess McGuire

jessmcguire

What’s the best audiobook you’ve ever heard? I don’t mean, you love a book & oh it’s available in audio, I mean everything about the book suits the audio format

Ana Nicolau

and_says_

To the men who don’t ‘understand’ what being a minority means, imagine all the teams you were ever part of in your whole career were 78% women, or all women

NetDrifter

net_drifter

Oh this one..... P'Hugo:Wanted to be a canned coffee, so that I can be the number one in your heart** #ล้านเจ็ดขอมุกเด็ดจีบพี่กลัฟ Not gonna be fierce anymore, let's be on cute

Henry Von Modern (🔞)

squirmingcrow

Someone please say something music related my writer has so many music puns Wait I can do it myself! It's their forte, after all! I'm sure some of my

Michaela Joffe

joffeorama

no one at twitter knows how anyone uses their platform, nor do they care what anyone using it actually wants, and this dynamic only grows more absurd the longer this