#Jokes

Slava Akhmechet

spakhm

I am very concerned about the developing political tension in the U.S. I want to explain why. This is personal, so it's difficult for me to write. I barely have

Robby Duguay

RobbyDuguay

Ladies and gentlemen, this is Mako Reactor Number Five Anyway this is your chance to MUTE THIS THREAD for my terrible FF7R jokes and/or spoilers I didn’t expect to

sarah zedig! 🍉🐐

hmsnofun

every egg is like "i'm ugly and hairy and gross and no one will ever love me" and then you see them again after starting hrt and they've literally aged

Boobs McSelzter|E4L| 🐓

Sajadeez

Things that bring me joy? The many faces of Nicole Haught. Incoming thread Earpers! #WynonnaEarp #BringWynonnaHome This smile #WynonnaEarp #BringWynonnaHome And also this smile #WynonnaEarp #BringWynonnaHome The worried face #WynonnaEarp

Very Impulsive Lady Bird 🐞 😔 (Still 25, Not 18)

Kitaab_Kyoum

TW: Mentions Rape.A very long thread about somethings that I have learnt. People who have talked to me know that I keep asking, "Is this Okay? Tell me if you

Ciarán Halpin

cihalpin

My wife started working as a doctor last month. Things I’ve learned so far:1) interns are obsessed with learning how to “put in a line”. I am very veiny and

jawshalt

jawshalt1

There have been so many times I have wanted to post something on here, but this platform is so unbelievably toxic that I would be ruined for it. I try

finndom matt🇫🇮

themattzila

ok i can’t hold this in anymore twitter. i gotta tell someone because this memory just came back to haunt me... in 9th grade, i took a creative writing class

Sam Sykes

SamSykesSwears

This isn't something I wanted to say because I hate saying anything sincere online but boy does it suck to see how many professional friends on here stoked terror and

Sarah BauerleDanzman

sarahbauerle

The things you think about during the hours on the trail: How #ultrarunning (and, by extension, @thwillow) has helped me learn how to survive/thrive(?!) in #academia. A 1) Remember to

Alastair ‘Wash Your Hands’ McAlpine

AlastairMcA30

For an assignment, I asked some of my terminal paediatric palliative care patients what they had enjoyed in life, and what gave it meaning. Kids can be so wise, y'know.

Steve Schale 🇺🇸🥁

steveschale

Thread -I should be in Bradley, Illinois today celebrating my Nana Marge Ryan, on this, her 100th birthday. Remarkably, she’s still living independently, volunteering, healthy, and as strong willed as

Jonathan Korman

miniver

So the other night I had someone in a dream explain to me a secret theme of the final episode of 'M*A*S*H', "Goodbye, Farewell, and Amen", and when I woke

40,000 worms in a trenchcoat

archeyevist

Listen. Listen. Before s1, before Jon was ever appointed archivist, before he asked to have Tim transferred with him, before worms and paranoia. I think that Jon was painfully, unsurprisingly

Jakelikers.com✨

hulknaps

Reaching the end of Undertale orchestra round 2 i think its remarkable how much we remember this game for Toby's strengths rather than the usual crit applied to AAA games.

Senna’s First Cig 🚬 || Senna Renaissance 2020

Sennaswap

Kuvira parked their car, grabbed their bags, and headed for Korra’s apartment. Fall had just begun in Republic City, so as Kuvira approaches the door to Korra building, they tighten