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Andy Slavitt πΊπΈπ
ASlavitt
COVID Update September 6: This bug is beatable.I talked to 3 lab directors, the FDA, 2 former FDA commish, 3 epis, 2 virologists & a senior White House scientist so
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Morgan Coburn
Morgan_Coburn
This month @DisInHigherEd is celebrating disability in higher education and I have some thoughts as I sit awake at 1am with a low blood sugar. #DisabledInHigherEd #DisabledinSTEM #DEHEM #DisabledInNeuro
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π¦ harper π¦
KKCRUISlN
β’ lesbian questions thread! happy lesbian day! β’ 1. you take your girl to applebee's. what appetizer do you order her to make a good first impression? 2. which animated
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Kerry Davis
mskerryd
Soapbox thread:All these people making (insensitive) coronavirus baby jokes need to know a few facts first. The US org that oversees fertility treatments just recommended everyone halt treatment because basically,
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shizuragis
this is going to be /yet another/ expose thread on lev a.k.a @/vitasexuqlis. last time i tried to speak up, it didnβt go over very well. if you are here
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Doron Simcha Tauber
doron_tauber
Libertarians are the worst enemies Libertarians will ever get. The reaction by "serious" members of the party to Vermin and Spike's run -- that this will somehow *make* the LP
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qing πΈ fan of grammy nominees, bts
starrykooks_
π©π°πΈ π΅π° π΅π’π¬π¦ π€π’π³π¦ π°π§ πΊπ°πΆπ³ π«π¦π°π―π¨π¨πΆπ¬β π’ π¨πΆπͺπ₯π¦ π£πΊ πΊπ°π°π―π¨πͺ .. β‘ sprinkle confetti on him ! it makes him happy β‘ allow
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Dev Q πβ€οΈπΊπΈπ»π³
LittleMouseDev
Internet Dating 101 (for straight guys I guess) 1. Don't have a picture of you in a backwards baseball cap and a wifebeater. No Monster energy drinks and no pictures
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Sule Nana
izesule
1. I'll tell you a story.It was the year 2018 and the time of Ramadan, in Minna. I was volunteering with a community group called SISTERS CLOSET, run by Barr.
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oompaloompa
misshemlock
this second clip is already very widespread, but i'll include it anyways for those who have yet to see. on a podcast, he describes a 6-year-old he met as sexy
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πΈ Ave πΈ
bunnypurin
A thread of AC problematics. If this is in any way talking over anyone please lemme know & I'll delete immediately! @/meadow_horizons @/devcrossing_ @/dokiuThey were all a part of silencing
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Drebaeπ
Drebae_
RIP to Nigel Shelby. At 15 he took his own life due to constant horrific bullying for being gay. His school IGNORED his cries for help. He deserved to be
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John Sanilac π³
JohnSanilac
Having now written three long threads discussing realistic solutions to current gender and relationship issues, I've done my duty and can return to telling jokes.The biggest hurdle to these solutions
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Joseph Mireku
thejosephmireku
Thanks to the diligence of 2 hardworking, upcoming journalists & their friends, Mr (sorry, Ambassador Dr) Kwame Fordjour's UN award scam has been exposed. Here is how it happened. [A
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Dawn B. Vaughan
dawnbvaughan
It's almost time for the House COVID-19 Committee working group on Continuity of State Operations meeting. Livestream link here: https://www.ncleg.gov/Video/HouseCOVID19 #ncga #ncpol Will also accept Continuity of State Operations as
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sarah π§΅β· CHIE DAY
styjn
hi yβall i think itβs time to unf @/dvagukks
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